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Hey mechposting girlies, can you do something with this? I would, but I'm hyperfixating on writing a gothic-horror OSE sandbox right now.
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the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*
me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO
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cursed warrior sent a message: bro can i crash at your place tonight cursed warrior sent a message: idk why my name is that i'm not cursed
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sent my dumb fuck heir to fight a hopelessly outnumbered battle so he dies and his brother can inherit but then he started doing some musou shit & won so like what the fuck do i even do at this point
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Elden Ring Nightreign fan art. Win the first Nightlord, how is your feeling?😆 By the way, thanks to 2 Revenants.
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me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun
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NOBU❤️🔥 by March_AB [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.
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Keyboard smash
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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so
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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet
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