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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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No one talks about the guilt you feel when you beat cancer but the friends you make at the chemo center do not
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they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:
primary schoolers
random nonathletic adults
olympians
olympians roided and doped up to the max
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endless gifs of max fried because i’m insane 16/??? - 6/5 bump day edition
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
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"we need more autistic/neurodivergent jocks" please turn on espn for about 5-10 minutes
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Do I have too many books? No. It is my shelving methods that are inadequate
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did you know public libraries are free and beautiful
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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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