brian-mccann-and-jesus
brian-mccann-and-jesus
Baseball & Jesus
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She/her Exodus 14:14
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 18 hours ago
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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 4 days ago
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No one talks about the guilt you feel when you beat cancer but the friends you make at the chemo center do not
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 15 days ago
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they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:
primary schoolers
random nonathletic adults
olympians
olympians roided and doped up to the max
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 17 days ago
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endless gifs of max fried because i’m insane 16/??? - 6/5 bump day edition
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 17 days ago
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Chat gpt you will never be her
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 21 days ago
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 22 days ago
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"we need more autistic/neurodivergent jocks" please turn on espn for about 5-10 minutes
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 22 days ago
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I'm having the worst fucking day :)))))
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 22 days ago
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 26 days ago
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Do I have too many books? No. It is my shelving methods that are inadequate
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 27 days ago
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did you know public libraries are free and beautiful
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 29 days ago
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Carrion >>>
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 30 days ago
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 30 days ago
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 1 month ago
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I want a mango and peace
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 1 month ago
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brian-mccann-and-jesus · 1 month ago
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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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