brian-totheark

[brian-totheark]

I don't think I'm gonna make it through this heatwave

[brian-totheark]

I know that, I was messing with you

Wow Tim You’re Quite The Uhhhh People’s Man? Whatever The Gender Neutral Version Of Ladies Man Is-

Surprisingly. I dont see it.

[brian-totheark]

It's no problem.

Alright, I'm making breakfast, you know the drill just let yourself in

Im getting evicted. I don’t even know if you’re awake right now, so ‘m camping out in my car. If you see this just let me know whens a good time for me to come over, if that offer is still on the table.

I don’t have much with me.

- Tim @timsmokends

Yeah yeah of course the offer is still there. I cleaned up the spare room, it's all ready. You can come over whenever you want, I don't have to work today so I'll probably just be home.

[brian-totheark]

Im getting evicted. I don’t even know if you’re awake right now, so ‘m camping out in my car. If you see this just let me know whens a good time for me to come over, if that offer is still on the table.

I don’t have much with me.

- Tim @timsmokends

Yeah yeah of course the offer is still there. I cleaned up the spare room, it's all ready. You can come over whenever you want, I don't have to work today so I'll probably just be home.

[brian-totheark]

Sleeping pills, but what does that have to do with me being a 6 ½.

Wow Tim You’re Quite The Uhhhh People’s Man? Whatever The Gender Neutral Version Of Ladies Man Is-

Surprisingly. I dont see it.

[brian-totheark]

do you have feelings for anyone mr thomas sir.. also when was your first kiss and who was it with? if you feel comfortable answering that. im super curious

Mr. Thomas, and Sir in the same sentence, very formal. You know you can just call me Brian, anon. Anyways.

A) I guess we'll never know 😉

B) This is a bit of a long story. It was 4th grade on the playground. I had been crushing on this girl for a while, it was Valentine's Day, I thought I'd shoot my shot. I picked a dandelion from the grass, brought it over to her, ankissed herss. She didn't say anything, instead she slapped me, told me to leave her alone forever, and one of the teachers had to have a talk with me.

[brian-totheark]

On a scale from 1/10 I'd say a solid 6 ½

Wow Tim You’re Quite The Uhhhh People’s Man? Whatever The Gender Neutral Version Of Ladies Man Is-

Surprisingly. I dont see it.

[brian-totheark]

I have a spare room I'm cleaning out for Tim incase he needs it. If he doesn't, you're more than welcome to spend a couple days at my place. I've got cabinets stocked with food, mostly junk but still.

I've been trying for half an hour now to catch this damn fly. Scruffy won't catch it, so it's up to me. I'm trying to read Silence of the Lambs, and the fly keeps buzzing over my head. I need to invest in a electric flyswatter, then I wouldn't have to put this much effort into it

[brian-totheark]

Yeah, yeah I went toy shopping. Got him some bones, I took your advice with the Kong toys, he loves it. I got him different flavored dog treats too, I'm trying to train him myself.

I should just pass him over to you, you seem like you'd be a way better owner. I wouldn't have even thought to get him checked for any of that, or the chip.

I've been trying for half an hour now to catch this damn fly. Scruffy won't catch it, so it's up to me. I'm trying to read Silence of the Lambs, and the fly keeps buzzing over my head. I need to invest in a electric flyswatter, then I wouldn't have to put this much effort into it

[brian-totheark]

Yeah right. If anything it's stayin' the same, because we all know I'm not that bad

Wow Tim You’re Quite The Uhhhh People’s Man? Whatever The Gender Neutral Version Of Ladies Man Is-

Surprisingly. I dont see it.

[brian-totheark]

Once I have my electric fly swatter they will fear me. And okay!

I haven't actually...and he actually hasn't been to the vet.

I've been trying for half an hour now to catch this damn fly. Scruffy won't catch it, so it's up to me. I'm trying to read Silence of the Lambs, and the fly keeps buzzing over my head. I need to invest in a electric flyswatter, then I wouldn't have to put this much effort into it

[brian-totheark]

I'm not that much of a freak

Wow Tim You’re Quite The Uhhhh People’s Man? Whatever The Gender Neutral Version Of Ladies Man Is-

Surprisingly. I dont see it.

[brian-totheark]

I've been trying for half an hour now to catch this damn fly. Scruffy won't catch it, so it's up to me. I'm trying to read Silence of the Lambs, and the fly keeps buzzing over my head. I need to invest in a electric flyswatter, then I wouldn't have to put this much effort into it

[brian-totheark]

I'd say on some levels you're wrong

Wow Tim You’re Quite The Uhhhh People’s Man? Whatever The Gender Neutral Version Of Ladies Man Is-

Surprisingly. I dont see it.

[brian-totheark]

Hey now

Wow Tim You’re Quite The Uhhhh People’s Man? Whatever The Gender Neutral Version Of Ladies Man Is-

Surprisingly. I dont see it.

[brian-totheark]

The operator wanted you

Can't forget about me.

Wow Tim You’re Quite The Uhhhh People’s Man? Whatever The Gender Neutral Version Of Ladies Man Is-

Surprisingly. I dont see it.

[brian-totheark]

This is my partners seal plush named Puddle, my partner let me have them for a week.

I feelt like Puddle needed a sweater, so I made him one. Someone in a group chat I'm in suggested I make him a navy one to make him a navy seal.

Puddle is so precious. Thank puddle for his service