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i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

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Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

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short story: technology…… bad

every english teacher ever: hholy shit…. oh my god??? oh my fuckingf. literary masterpiece oh my GOD

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Would you dismiss the wise words of a sage simply because their face was scarred or otherwise disfigured? I think not, and yet you engage in just this type of prejudice when you ignore my opinions on Vaccines simple because my profile picture is a Busty Minion.

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Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

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achilles ain't no twink

explain this then 

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The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that

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Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil that Men Do #2, art by Terry Dodson

It’s … uh … It’s just … Well. No one’s ever tried to French me through tthe mask before.

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guess my favorite rene descartes quote

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NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO CALLS WOMEN CUNTS

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So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

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she’s right and she should say it

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The comics industry readily admits that it knows ppl are buying fewer comics bc they don’t enjoy the content but they do….. nothing to change that or ask fans what they actually want to see (tony stark eating a roast beef sandwich) yet they demand we start buying their books again like my dude.. that’s not how this works

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