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*slaps roof of Jungkook*

Me: This baby can fit

So much BDE

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*slaps roof of Jungkook*

Me: this baby can fit so much BDE

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[Bri]: if I die, donate my

Entire body to science.

[Bri]: *pauses* *thinks*

[Bri]: except my middle

Finger, give that to Rog.

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[Bri]: If I die, donate my entire body to science.

[Bri]: *pauses*

[Bri]: except my middle finger, give that to Rog.

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[Bri]: if I die, donate my entire body to science.

[Bri]: *pauses*

[Bri]: except my middle finger, give that to Rog.

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John: remember to bring a jacket, chilly outside today.

Bri: *peeks out window* but it's sunny..

John:

Bri: *looks down the window* *sees Roger placing a pot of chili on the trampoline*

Bri: oh.

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[Fred and John texting at 2am]

John: so, how you feeling?

Fred: *starts typing*

*7 minutes later*

John: *picks up phone* *Fred's still typing*

John:

John: wait, I don't have time for this shit

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[Bri]: Did you have breakfast?

[Rogah]: What? That's not on the checklist .

[Bri]: I added it because I care about you.

[Rogah]: No, I didn't have breakfast.

[Bri]: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

[Rogah]: *takes out granola bar* Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this!

[Bri]: *side glance* yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fibre.

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[John]: You and Brian should quit now. I'm going to stomp on your dreams.

[Rog]: It's fun to see you so passionate!

[John]: I will split you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets.

[Bri]:....

[ROG]: :o

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*The boys, in a giant crowd*

[Bri]: fuck, we lost Deacy

[Freddie]: don't worry, this will get him *inhales*

[Freddie]: I'M JOHN RICHARD DEACON AND I WAS BORN ON..

[The whole crowd]: THE 19TH OF AUGUST, 1951

[Freddie]: how-

[Rogah]: *eyes widen*

[Rogah]: the interview.

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[Rogah]: eight letters, three words. Say it and I'm yours.

[Deaky]: ....

[Rogah]: *bats eyelashes for a straight minute*

[Deaky]: uhm

[Rogah]: *eyelashes almost fall off*

[Deaky]: EiGhT lEtTeRs, ThReE WoRdS

[Rogah]:...I'm going to go scream, excuse me.

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Ladies, if he:

-looks like a dead body

-could easily pass for a snake

- has the last name Printer

-makes you want to yeet him out a window

-is slapped numerous times a day by Rogah Tayla

-and is cursed every night when Brian the pooch prays to Lord and Savior Joe Mazzello

he's not your man, he is nothing, BECAUSE CALLING HIM THE DEVIL WOULD BE AN INSULT TO SATAN.

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[in class]

Teacher: Can anybody tell me what a tiger is?

Freddie: *raises hand frantically* memem!¡¡e.

Teacher: anyone? Anyone at all?

Freddie: *two hands in the air, wheezing*

Teacher: *sighs* ...yes Freddie..?

Freddie: AN ANIMAL THAT DEFYS THE LaWs oF ThE GrAvItY

Teacher: Freddie, we've been over this.