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any of you guys got a lighter i could borrow mines dead

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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The full thing for anyone who wants it!

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aesthetic of the day i think

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No fucking way

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ok um. what's the second worst piece of splatoon lore do u know

thanks for asking! <3

The tanuki statue in Inkopolis plaza has visible testicles in its concept art! you know. as tanuki statues do.

unfortunately it appears to have been castrated for the final game... but appearances are not what they seem.... if you can clip through the building. zoom in closer.

there is in fact, a nutsack clipping through the roof of the building containing the squid sisters studio.

(screenshot is from a model rip of S1 inkopolis plaza. if anyone can get a screenshot to confirm if the balls are there in s3 inkopolis plaza PLEASE let me know)

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He tried his best

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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

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DAMSON IDRIS The 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style" (May 5, 2025)

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JANELLE MONAE | MET GALA 2025

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Sad. But true.////

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did u see them btw...

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the ancient urge to have entertainment with your feast