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I finally managed to lock the depression monster back in the wardrobe and got this finished.

A  young Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.

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Jaime: Brienne is annoying me.

Tyrion: She isn't even looking at you

Jaime: That's what's annoying me.

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my jaime and brienne headcanons. I just think jaime should be hot in a rat kind of way <3

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1 like and I write the replies and memes I owe.

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secret relationship .

painful

“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”

“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”

“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”

“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”

“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”

“ are you sure we will — ? ”

“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”

“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”

“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”

“ is this a joke to you?”

“ i deleted all our texts. ”

“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”

“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

provoked

“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”

“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”

“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”

“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”

“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”

“ is this a joke to you — ?!”

“ stop that — we’re in public. ”

“ no, not until we get home. ”

“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”

“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

steamy

“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”

“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”

“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”

“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”

“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”

“ i missed your scent…”

“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”

“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”

“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”

“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”

“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

innocent

“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”

“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”

“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”

“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”

“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”

“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”

“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”

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anonymous impressions

☁︎  I was intimidated by your disposition/afraid to follow/send an ask to

♨︎  you seem really chill and I can’t wait to start writing with you!

♕  I’m impressed with your writing! 

✘  I don’t like your writing

✁  we used to write together, but we don’t anymore.

♋︎  I feel like we’re really similar and would get along well.

♡  I have a tumblr crush on you

☯︎  you’ve helped me improve my writing 

₪  I still haven’t had the courage to send you an ask/reach out to you

℥  I envy you for _____ reason

∞  I hope we write for a really long time!

∅  you annoy me

☛  I have something I need to tell you in IMs

❤︎  you are my favorite writer of your muse

❉  I’ve followed you for a long time

▼ I’ve heard bad things about you

▲ I’ve heard good things about you

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I only like posts and send memes. Feel free to unfollow.

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excuse me as I will be crying about this AU for the forseeable future

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❥     𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .

inspired  by  devotedecay’s  non - sexual  acts  of  dominance  meme  ! send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ shower ]   your muse joining mine in the shower.

[ choke ]   your muse choking mine.

[ kiss + soft ]   your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.

[ kiss + rough ]   your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.

[ pin ]   your muse pinning mine down.

[ wrists ]   your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.

[ push ]   your muse pushing mine into bed.

[ rip + clothing ]   your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ]   your muse spanking mine.

[ pull ]   your muse pulling my muses hair.

[ talk ]   your muse talking dirty to mine.

[ eyes ]   your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.

[ down ]   your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.

[ knees ]   your muse telling mine to get on their knees.

[ hips ]   your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.

[ denial ]   your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.

[ many ]   your muse making mine orgasm over and over.

[ tied ]   your muse tying my muse down.

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

[ love ]   your muse telling mine they love them during.

[ dominance ]   your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.

[ submission ]   your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.

[ humiliation ]   your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.

[ pain ]   your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.

[ knife ]   your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.

[ hidden ]   your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.

[ public ]   your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.

[ adore ]   your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.

[ dress ]   your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.

[ eat ]   your muse eating mine out.

[ sleep ]   your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.

[ gag ]   your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.

[ blindfold ]   your muse blindfolding mine.

[ praise ]   your muse praising mine in bed.

[ good ]   your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.

[ want ]   your muse telling mine they want them.

[ snarl ]   your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.

[ mark ]   your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.

[ wall ]   your muse shoving mine up against a wall.

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Yall the RPC is a mess and we have got to start getting better about interacting with people. This whole ‘oh i’ll wait until they approach me’ mentality that so many of us have fallen into is literally going to be the death of the community before any update that staff wants to push out ever will. I can’t count on both hands the number of people I personally know who have left the RPC as a whole because of what they percieve as a lack of interest in their muses. I’ve been here for a decade and thing didn’t used to be this way, people could easily slide into the RPC and feel welcome.

It genuinely feels like as a whole we’ve gottens so caught up in the aesthetics of roleplaying that we’ve forgotten the purpose of the hobby. We reblog memes but there's a serious lack of actual interaction in the community.

Send asks of all sorts, it doesn’t matter if you think they’re dumb because there’s a really good chance that the mun is going to appreciate the interaction. Comment on headcanon posts because the mun will appreciate the feedback. Make dash commentaries on whatever sparks your muse’s interest.

We've got to get back to a spot where people feel like they're allowed to interact with other members of the hobby.

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[text]: I ate cake in bed. Felt great!

✉  Jaime ↠ Glad you enjoyed that.

✉  Jaime ↠ Did you also enjoy changing the sheets or am I sleeping surrounded by cake crumbs tomorrow night?

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✉   ↠     I’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

✉  Jaime ↠ Wow. Please remember this the next time you feel the urge to call me a nerd.

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✉   ↠     I’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain. (From Renly)

✉  Renly ↠ Interesting

✉  Renly ↠ What's the criteria when you have two with the same shape?

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Ser Brienne,

I'm having a rough time right now. My family is refusing to recognize that I'm a lesbian, and they're hiding behind their church to make my life harder. All I want is to have love but not lose them, and I don't know what to do or how to stop crying.

Hey! I hope it's okay that I answer this ooc. It really sucks that you have to go through that, all I can tell you is something you already know: that you are perfectly valid and that you have, and also will meet, a lot of people who will love you A LOT. You are not alone, even if you only can find a safe place to be yourself and a support network online right now. I hope things get better for you soon (I'm sure everything will get better).

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TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT. PT ONE

[text]: It’s official we’re working from home permanently. I’m getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I’ve hit the lottery! [text]: I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo! [text]: Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it! [text]: Dude, my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.  [text]: It was like six shots in and automatically he was my type. [text]: I swear 2020 just keeps getting worst and worst. [text]: It’s magical. I’m just dancing. It’s like prom but by myself with way less clothes. [text]: All my friends are getting married and here I am in a committed relationship with rum.  [text]: He’s a security blanket. A security blanket who fucks. [text]: Can we skype so I’m not drinking alone? [text]: He/She wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him/her on the ass. Which btw, I did. [text]: I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest. [text]: You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his marriage vows. [text]: I never thought I’ll be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but yet here we are.  [text]: Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes? [text]: If I’m getting through the pandemic I’m doing it drunk. [text]: Stupid Covid-19. The universal cockblock of the decade. [text]: Remember how I was complaining no guy has ever gotten me off? [text]: I ate cake in bed. Felt great! [text]: I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills. [text]: I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?! [text]: Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that? [text]: My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor’s dogs doing it. I think she’s lonely too. [text]: My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.

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TEXTS  FROM  LAST  NIGHT  STARTERS  !

✉   ↠    and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

✉   ↠     i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…

✉   ↠     I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

✉   ↠     I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

✉   ↠     so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

✉   ↠     Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

✉   ↠     I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…

✉   ↠     Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

✉   ↠     Renamed my iPod as ‘the titantic’ so when I plug it in it’s says 'the titantic is syncing.’

✉   ↠     This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

✉   ↠     My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

✉   ↠     i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love

✉   ↠     in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me… then slapped my ass and told me “back to business”… im gonna marry him

✉   ↠     I’m smoking weed out of a trumpet

✉   ↠     I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

✉   ↠     He literally didn’t stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.

✉   ↠     i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

✉   ↠     you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

✉   ↠     The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

✉   ↠     I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there?

✉   ↠     o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

✉   ↠     Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

✉   ↠     I ’m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

✉   ↠     We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich….

✉   ↠     he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true’

✉   ↠     I’m at this frat party right now and yelled “my brother finally lost his virginity.” They gave you a standing ovation

✉   ↠     i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

✉   ↠     i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

✉   ↠     I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

✉   ↠     Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

✉   ↠     I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

✉   ↠     How do you jack off and text at the same time?

✉   ↠     also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

✉   ↠     Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to “i can hear you having sex”.

✉   ↠     i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

✉   ↠     I don’t know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

✉   ↠     my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

✉   ↠     Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I’m in love

✉   ↠     I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says “bang”.

✉   ↠     I’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

✉   ↠     Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

✉   ↠     I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti 

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I have a lot of memes to write (and thank you very much, I didn't expect that many ❤️✨) but I don't seem to be able to take words out of my brain today, soooo...

Like here and I'll send you memes from your memes tag, or comment with your favorite emoji (multimuses and sideblogs, please specify muse) and I'll send you a random modern verse text message starter from one of those memes around.