bright-haired-teacher
bright-haired-teacher
Shitposting Teacher
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|| 40s || Bi || Teacher || Florida || Mentally ill bitch trying to be there for her students when I'm barely functioning myself. Blog is for ranting, bitching, and sometimes sharing cool shit my students say or turn in. Please don't start The Discourse on my posts, I'm far too fucking tired for that shit.
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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students turning in one assignment when their grade is below a 30% is like putting a band-aid on a bullet hole. i sincerely hope they weren't thinking that this one paper was going to bring them up to a passing grade because i'm not a math teacher but i can tell you that that's not how math works.
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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Hey kid, look at me.
I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.
Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.
These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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rare vent art from a few months ago
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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must ask:
plz reblog!!
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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Abolish Tesla.
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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A 2pm appointment can take all day when you're autistic
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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Can we normalize being quiet in the morning
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
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bright-haired-teacher · 6 months ago
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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
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