|| 40s || Bi || Teacher || Florida || Mentally ill bitch trying to be there for her students when I'm barely functioning myself. Blog is for ranting, bitching, and sometimes sharing cool shit my students say or turn in. Please don't start The Discourse on my posts, I'm far too fucking tired for that shit.
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students turning in one assignment when their grade is below a 30% is like putting a band-aid on a bullet hole. i sincerely hope they weren't thinking that this one paper was going to bring them up to a passing grade because i'm not a math teacher but i can tell you that that's not how math works.
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Thanks, Anon!
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#yeah this is why i still live with my roommate#fucking sucks dude#my mental health would be vastly improved if i lived alone
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Hey kid, look at me.
I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.
Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.
These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.
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rare vent art from a few months ago
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must ask:
plz reblog!!
#both#come on man i'm bisexual i can't choose between two things#i wear both pretty much an equal amount
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Abolish Tesla.
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#also#atc *DOES* do a good job#there are remarkably few incidents in the skies you know#like of course the collision in DC airspace was HUGE#but that was not the fault of ATC#for a variety of reasons#our air traffic controllers are actually out there every day making sure you're safe#our airline pilots are doing the same#flying is still the safest way to travel#that said#elon musk is still a dumbass and he knows nothing about anything#someone please **redacted** him thanks
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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]
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A 2pm appointment can take all day when you're autistic
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Can we normalize being quiet in the morning
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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.
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You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.
#bro what?#this is wild#i'm sorry you're literally looking at a sign that says “NAZI LIVES DON'T MATTER” and you're arguing......#AGAINST THAT?????#i'm sorry what?#if you're on the side that's defending nazis in any way?#YOU'RE ON THE BAD SIDE#p e r i o d
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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
#the amount of people trying to correct people who say ZERO. ZERO IS THE MINIMUM THAT SHOULD BE REQUIRED#people are really so brainwashed by the cosmetics industry to think that makeup is a necessity#bitches i am 44 and i haven't worn makeup outside of stage performances or halloween in literally 3 decades#you. don't. fuckin. need. it.#if ppl don't like my face that is a “them” problem and not a “me” problem#22 products is absolute insanity#like it would be one thing if it was really a choice people are making#but the fact that so many people in the notes are like “but just wear this one or two or five” shows very clearly#far too many people believe makeup is a requirement for existence#and lads i promise you that it is Not#ok i'm done ranting i have to get some work done lol
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