brightcorp

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I said too soon...

too soon? i’m the one who got evicted. not you.

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#now? it's hilarious.#superman ate my take out.#i got evicted.

it was a very funny post but not at the time. 

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This was the prime of my account. There was an alien INVASION. And no one seemed to understand how perfect this post was. 

No sweat it guys. Maybe they're friendly.

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Now you also have rabies, Booster. Welcome to the group. 

bee tee dubz. constantine bit me. BIT ME.

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CALL ME: MR. PROFESSIONAL COCKBLOCKER.

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Please give your good ol’ pal and friend, a promo. 

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*tik tok voice* did someone say DRACO MALFOY?

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I can't believe she just Harold me.

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Oop. I take it back.

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How much damage can I do to John's strong reputation on here.

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It's pronounced boyfriend.

brightcorp replied to your post: i’m having a moment.

What kinda moment.

wouldn’t you like to know, flyboy.

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You're so cute John.

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Get a girlfriend they said. You'll never have to lift a finger they said.

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I thought I did something about it last night.

brightcorp replied to your post: well well well.

Don’t you well well me.

i already did. and there ain’t much to do about it besides sucking it up or doing something about it.

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So I was a liiiiittle inactive.

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Stars and Dust in Corona Australis