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so sorry for being absent but i do have better things to waste my time on than keeping up with you losers. what’s been going on anyway? send us in some piping hot tea.

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Xavier and Ryan, or Xavier and Daithi?

xavier and whoever the fuck he wants tbh. ryan seems busy with other men as is and daithi is too hung up on harrison to even realize what kind of man he’s got in front of him. but that’s none of my business tho.

@xxavierknoxx, @daithi-mccalden, @ohryano

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Should harrison leave Jon for daw-hee?

does it really matter what i say? harrison should have left jon after their first date but here we are, two years later. also who the fuck named this kid? lulu from hee-haw?

@harrisonlanc, @daithi-mccalden, @ohjonknox

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Most likely poly throuple?

xavier and his band of twinks probably.

@xxavierknoxx

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thoughts on Dexter and Juniper?

as an item? it’s a disaster waiting to happen. plus, why in the fuck would juniper a blue eyed bombshell want to fuck around and settle with dexter of all people. he’s a total fuckboy™️ and she deserves better. 

@dcxtcr, @juniclyde

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thoughts on jackson, grayson, and harrison?

jackson is pretty but that’s all i think of when it comes to him. grayson, he’s alright nothing too special and harrison, well, he’s just a whipped bitch who doesn’t know what the difference between love and being talked to like a piece of shit on the daily. 

@jackson-devereaux, @boysnotgray, @harrisonlanc

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id love to try

mmmm – no thanks.

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one of the many guys in the group who'd probably love to spoil you

sweetheart, you couldn’t afford to spoil me.

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You taken?

who’s asking?

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Whats your take on Roman, Aurelio, and Laine?

laine’s slutty and flexible i’d love to have a good time with him. unfortunately so i think he’s only has room in his life for a dick. roman looks like he’d punch you in the face but kiss you directly afterward. aurelio is another twink amongst the many we have here – he’s new, so i’m still figuring him out.

@lilxlaineyxbenson, @roman-durst, @aurclio

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truth tea, the premiere top 5 hotties in brighton. why, and what do you want for them?

i ain’t giving reasons why and i surely don’t want anything for them – i just like staring from a distance.

dexter

roman

juniper

jackson

grayson

@dcxtcr, @roman-durst, @juniclyde, @jackson-devereaux, @boysnotgray

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we really want to see some hot girls, juniper definitely needs a gorgeous lady love.

and what exactly would you like me to do about that? shit one out of my arse? you aren’t wrong, but what can i really do, mate?

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do you have any romantic predictions?

i got a prediction me and my vibe are gonna have some fun together later.

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which relationships are you currently rooting for? which relationships do you want to watch burn to the ground?

isn’t there like one official relationship? 

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ship brighton with each other? who do you think works the best and why?

you can literally go fuck yourself mate, i am not shipping everyone in brighton. i’m not a damn matchmaker and i can’t be arsed to do it.

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looks like there are some lingering feelings between the elder knox and pretty boy ryan

lingering feelings of lust maybe. who doesn’t want a piece of some famous dick am i right? didn’t they break up once before? obviously there was a reason for that – doubt they’re just going to magically fall for each other again. it’s a dick thing, hit it and quit it again if you will.

@xxavierknoxx, @ohryano