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me, pulling up to the mcdonald’s drive through at 1 am, mascara tears on my cheaks and SOS by ABBA blasting through the speakers: 40 nuggets and an apple pie plz

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It’s never too late to learn the right way to do things: button sewing technique via imgur → more…

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There’s gonna be THAT person that comes along when you aren’t expecting anything and they treat you right and everything’s healthy and they’re gonna make you feel all kinds of shit you didn’t know you could feel bitch do not let that go I’m telling you

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- lemony snicket, penultimate peril: part two 

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halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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the holy grail

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Am I doing this right?

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puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

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me, single, dishing out relationship advice

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physically im in my bedroom but mentally im on an island in greece singing abba 

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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sweet caroline,

GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD

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i root for all of my mutuals even if we don’t talk ❗❗ i see u an hope ur doin well an hope ur achieving ur goals 👀👏💓

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