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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.
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the angel that lives in the spaces between my ribs keeps melting together the microplastics from my veins to make friendship bracelets i have nine of them now
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Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*
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I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”
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i’ve set up a little tray filled with water on a towel for Cat Enrichment. in the water are two plastic bottle caps filled with floating treats. wasabi WILL not touch wet and she WILL do anything for treats and she IS conflicted. she’s circled it for 20 minutes and almost touched the water twice but no further attempts have been made
this is a developing story
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A lot of people have talked about Benoit Blanc’s accent. Was he always going to sound like that, was that in the original script?
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hot dr pepper will replace water by 2019 and blood by 2023
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Wednesday 1.04 ‘Woe What a Night” Mariah Carey, “All I Want for Christmas Is You (Make My Wish Come True Edition)”
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