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malevolent is sooo funny. absolutely pathetic british wet cat of man who suffers approximatley three (3) stab wounds per day and constantly mutters to himself about all the people hes killed sniffs out every closeted gay man in america like a fucking bloodhound, and then flips a coin to see whether this one will try to kill him or not. if they do try he goes welp. sexually charged nickname for you (this makes no difference at all i dont know why he does it)
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every part of living as a person in 2025 feels like fighting a losing battle. and you’re supposed to just get on with it or you’re weird
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you can do it, magikarp!
[art by me - neonscrapyard]
instagram || etsy
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does this count, I think about this Barn Owl Content™️ like twice a month
do you have barn owl reaction images. if not, does anyone else have any.
I think you've finally pinned me down w/ this one, I don't have any barn owl images and I lack the knowledge/discernment needed to differentiate a barn owl :P (I mean, I could reasonably learn, but it's a long day and I'm in the middle of a good book rn)
If anyone else has any barn own reaction images... y'all know the drill
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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.
#can i be a lacustrine mermaid in the frigid and fraught depths of the great lakes tending shipwrecks like memorial gardens#it's a long journey out to the sea but i will cone visit all my saltwater friends!#my tail can be copper both shiny like a penny and seafoamy green of copper patina
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I thought you liked catholics?
That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.
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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament
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