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⋆˚ʚɞ * @breeteria, 001.

It's another night where Edie Britt has found herself in a state most unfortunate. She doesn't quite understand it; she never plays nice, 𝔞𝔩𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 never holds the door open for the other women on Wisteria Lane, and if there's a checkout space open at the QuickMart - she's the first one to take it from any old hag that dares to use the age-card... And yet here she is, committing a felon on a random Wednesday evening. She's not pissed about the fact that this could land her in jail or worse, with a whopping fine that'll stop her from buying those Jimmy Choo's she's been eyeing for the past week or so, no! Edie just can't help but hate it when she ends up helping another neighbour out, especially one like Bree Van De Kamp.

❛❛ I don't know why you waste your time with that burnt-out, one-hit-wonder cookbook... A handbook in committing all the crimes you can in small-town suburbia! — ❜❜ Her gestures are slow, all for the grandeur and drama-effect, the pressing of her glossed velvets accentuating her glamour. ❛❛ Now that's a book you'd be great at writing. And you wouldn't have to hire someone to fake it for you like you did with the last one. ❜❜

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