Parker - (they/he) - 23 - Autistic - Memes/Politics/DnP/LT // I’ve got a lot of opinions. TERFS DNI under threat of me ripping your kneecaps out
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and when you think about me, all of those years ago..
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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
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whenever you feel like you're being annoying and are taking space for no reason just remember dan howell at 18 years old kept bombarding his parasocial internet crush's twitter until he got his skype and now they are happily [redacted] in their shared home. #neverkillyourself #neverstopyapping
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this is getting concerning no i do not want to coddle a man like a child nor do i want him to control me and make all my decisions. have none of you considered maybe a man who is nice to you and treats you well and respects you. just a thought
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'get on photoshop, we're not using ai over here' PLKJHG i hope whoever worked to get them their photoshop spon heard that
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make it through one dan and phil video without a piss mention
challenge level: impossible
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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7
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Can I interest you. In Jamaica 2010 smut 😳
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65289082
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when the golf balls touched and they instinctively said awww… they’re inventing new levels of homosexuality i fear
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