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I didnt choose the cool life, it didnt choose me either. Im not cool
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tarot reader: now I will show you your fortune
me: cool I guess
tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards
me: figures
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reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you
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Mila Kunis Against Men Saying “We Are Pregnant” - Video
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reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this
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you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital
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marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
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If we’re mutuals and I ever awkwardly reply to a post yes that is me trying to communicate with you and I’m very sorry
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Please look after your friends. Make sure they are well and okay. Sometimes they are going through things that are really heavy. They may not say but they are. Please love them and take care of them.
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Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg
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goals for 2015: less upsetti, more spaghetti
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THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
THERES

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ON

EARTH

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