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Do you think it's time we see if we can find a new 3rd dad for our little girl Destiny Constantine, Johnny?

I do I mean, Miles left months ago, it devastated her t' no end, too.

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(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

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Later, I have a daughter with Samael  that we need to take care of, her demon father abandoned her, alas fate is cruel for Destiny Constantine-Edgeworth-Morningstar, yes our kid has 3 last names, talk about a ridiculously long name...

So yeah, Mick Rawson from “Criminal Minds:Suspect Behavior” is now John’s twin brother, I’ll say they were separated at birth.

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Hey I love you.

Love you too.

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“Why can’t Miles listen t’ his bloody maker fer once in his life?! Th’ bloke’s gonna wind up losin’ his wings fer 2 billion years again...”

“At least yeh listen to one o’ yer makers, yeh listen to yer mama, Samael.”

“Papa Miles never listens to Lucifer, even though Luci is the devil and is his Maker.”

“And papa Miles wonders why I never listen to him, like father, like daughter, papa Miles…”

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New Rule

No refollowing spam if you were blocked on a previous account!

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Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.

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// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

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What happened ? (no childbirth please)

4. Bruised and beaten up John got into a fight with somebody, now he's covered in bruises. "Someone got into a bad fight with me, so I ended up with all these bruises."

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Send me "What happened?!" to find out what state your muse found mine in.

Use a Random Number Generator to find out!

Bruised and beaten up

Passed out somewhere

Extremely happy about something

In the ER

Suddenly only 5 inches tall

Running away from someone or something

Bouncing off the walls hyperactive

In their underwear on your muse’s doorstep

Bought way too much stuff at a store

Completely lost

Very late to a meeting

Extremely frustrated with a pair of chopsticks

Showing up after disappearing for a week

With a stray or injured animal

Mun’s choice!

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John runs in hearing Destiny cry after her first nightmare, she's 12 at the time...

John sits next to Destiny and hugs her, Lucifer is also living with them by this point, so he runs in, holding a plush version of himself, he nuzzles her with it... @netflixluciferrp

Jump in now!

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“Well, at least this one’s not a Priestess and she protects her, too.”

"So I've met Destiny's girlfriend, Miles. It turns out she's a rich heiress and her father's company sponsors Destiny's high school, her name is Megami Saikou, she and Destiny are also members of her school's Student Council, Megami is the Council's President."

"I see.."

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It’s been years since then, now Destiny is dating a rich company heriess named Megami, we’ve both met and approve of her, but I’m worried Miles won’t like this...

"I have bad news about Destiny, Samael...The doctor says she has Dyslexia, that's why she has trouble reading."

"Oh no...I will do all I can to help her."

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"You're that crazy exorcist I've been hearing about? You're actually real.."

"Excuse me? That's rude. I'm not that crazy...But yes, I am an exorcist...Who has a daughter as well."

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It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr Constantine, my name is Megami Saikou, I'm currently dating your daughter, Destiny, and we're in the Student Council together as well.(Megami to TV John)

"Pleasure to meet you,Megami, I'm glad my daughter has found love with someone."

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“Yes, Lucifer told me she ripped a book in halves when he last babysat for her, that explains why she did that.”

John comes home from the doctor with Destiny holding hands with her, he sighs and looks at Miles..."The doctor ran tests on Destiny,it turns out she can't read because she's Dyslexic."

"Dyslexic? That explains it. Well don't worry sweetie we're here for you."

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John hugs Samael and gently kisses Destiny’s small face.

“It’s so amazin’ that you kin get Destiny t’ fall asleep so easily, luv. Now where’d Miles go to?”

Samael is holding baby Destiny over his shoulder, she's sleeping peacefully with her tiny angel wings out. "There now. Sleep tight, my Tiny Morningstar." Samael sings softly in angelic dialect to help her stay sleeping and smiles at her.

"Heavens, you're the perfect baby, my little girl. Dad sure knew what he was doing when he had me give birth to you."

Baby Destiny sleeps peacefully as John walks in to check on them.