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Be careful wishing for a new kitty, I have been watching a new cat for almost 3 months while knowing we couldn’t take in another and this thing showed up in November.

Her name is Toothpick Marshmallow and she picked it out herself.

Not one word of the final paragraph prepared me for the next word, and not one word of any of it prepared me for the image. HOLY SHIT.

TOOTHPICK MARSHMALLOW.

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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.

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Grey Wolf taking a roll call and gretting responses from seemingly the entire forest.

Sound on.

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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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To YOU it’s bad writing. To ME it’s a very nuanced piece of work that explores subtle intricacies without outright saying it. And also it’s bad writing

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favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

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I remember a long time ago seeing a post that said "what is going to see Imagine Dragons live even like? Do they just walk on stage, play Radioactive and leave?" And I am pleased to say that 10 years ago when I saw them live, they did play other songs, but they very much put their entire pussy into Radioactive.

Like, this was back on New Years Eve of 2014. Their only album was Night Visions. It was before Believer and before Thunder. I got to hear the rest of the tracks on Night Visions for the first time, which were all very nice.

But for Radioactive, they bring a bass drum on stage. And when the lead singer drops "IM WAKING UP", that white boy SLAMS the SHIT outta that bass drum. And it's kinda sick as hell.

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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observing popcorn

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Sometimes the cruelty is just a happy accident of the rent-seeking behavior

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Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

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dude.

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Current writing advice I'm seeing on TikTok and Insta is telling authors to stop using em dashes in their work because, "AI uses em dashes so people will think you've used AI."

Y'know, the AI that was trained on the stolen work of real authors?

Anyway, I will not be doing that. What I will be doing, however, is adding a note at the start of all my books that no AI was used in the creation of my work because I, the author, did not go to university for four fucking years to study English literature and linguistics only to be told I can't use proper grammar because someone might think a robot wrote it.

Fucking, insane.