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moo deng i will die for you

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Wet Beast Rotation

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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

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oh my goodness gracious

og: https://twitter.com/sweepswoop_/status/1829725202751611356

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Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

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The Kelpie Pond✨️ Jaimie Whitbread

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now

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Had to paint Moo Deng!! I love her so much

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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Hey kids here's a piece of actual for real experienced adult advice: don't make songs you like your alarm. Ever. You're gonna Pavlov yourself into hating it or sleep through it and have weird dreams. Don't do that to yourself. Seriously.

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Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

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