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Sobbing

The wttt brain rot is so bad bro 😭

Had to go to a loud restaurant today and I had to step out bc I got overstimulated and so I was hyping myself up to go back in and I was like “it could be worse, at least you’re not at the table. At least you’re not California at the table”

And like?????

Like don’t get me wrong, I feel like being at the table could be fun, but it’d be LOUD, and Cal gets bullied every episode lol.

I’d cause chaos if I was at the table lmao.

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You mean to tell me he breasted boobily down the courtroom stairs??

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They shall wreak havoc on Hurricane

Reblogs > Likes

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WE ARE SO BACK

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POV: Austin has control over the body

I watch this every time I need a little joy 😊

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they're gonna be the prettiest girl at the crime scene

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first good art on procreate I’ve made.

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Pixel New York!

He doesn't want to be here.

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Gov realizing Florida can read Spanish so he starts asking other states to translate the meeting agendas. New Mexico did it for a bit, then he and Florida got in the tamales-pernil argument again and now he refuses to. California has been mostly doing it since, but has to make 3 and 1/2 sarcastic comments about Gov finally learning to be inclusive every time. Once Cali didn't have time and he tried to ask Texas and he just point blank lied;

"I would love to but I don't remember a lick of Spanish" "Really? None?" "No sir."

took half an hour for Gov to realize it was a lie, and he only did because one of the other states told him. When New Mexico initially said he wouldn't do it anymore he asked Nevada, but that will never happen again because Nevada just wrote a whole page insulting Gov then put it in the agenda format. He would have gotten away with it if Florida hadn't started laughing so hard he had to put his head down on the table.

Gov will give up eventually you can only take so much of Florida complaining about how Mexican Spanish it weird and by consequence starting an argument with seven other states.

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*throws pixel Gov at you*

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for some reason i was thinking about states familial terms for each other in shower so here you go i guess. and by you i mean whoever's left in the wttt fandom (pspspsps?)

okay so for context. i think that most of the states are probably well known enough in whichever town they're currently spending their off hours in that if someone sees them with one of the other states they'll say hi and ask who that is

most of the states will default to "my cousin" intraregionally (except for the northeast, who usually go with "brother/sister/sibling"), and just "a friend" for anyone outside of their region

of course everyone has their own personal definition of who is inside their region enough to be introduced as a relative. maine will introduce west virginia as a cousin. indiana introduces illinois as a sibling but kansas as a friend. the south does not claim florida

also intraregionally states tend to look similar enough that sometimes they'll just get asked "oh are you [relations]?" and go with it

this happens to the maritime provinces and the new england states a lot. which. complicated feelings on that on both sides. however. extremely useful for Getting Family Admission Discount

all other factors go out the window when the Family Admission Discount comes in to play. some very strange relationship configurations have been claimed

this is not without risk however. one time they forgot to coordinate and nova scotia ended up being simultaneously maine's sister and aunt

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Fun fact! Florida.

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unexpected crossover

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.