#wttsh

[dailymothanon]

C'mon Mass 😒 you can start a revolution no problem but tightening up a corset makes you hesitant?? smh.. scared of smushing Ginny's organs with the corset as if he don't do that himself 🤦 Ginny ain't made of glass!!

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

New Jersey👹

[artisticmiles]

Headcanon: when Texas is feeling particularly bitchy he'll call California Poppy to mock the close friendship they once had. This used to really upset Cal, but now he just calls him Tejas in response.

New York is very proud of his boy

[wttt-dirus-work]

In the statehouse be like

[blujaykai]

I am fighting DEMONS trying to get out of this art block I've found myself in....

2nd ID: Top right: CA: 1. "WTF DID I DO LAST NIGHT?" 2. "I DID HIM??"

Bottom left: Florida was one of the few people who got California to have fun and let loose for the first time in a good while (different from SoCal/Central taking over for a bit) ever since the late 1900s and California's grateful but never really admits it (florida knows though. He thinks its funny that Cal thinks he's still oblivious even with them being roomates for like nearly a year)

"the hat stays on during sex" florida x california annnndd silly colorado doodle

uh

that's all :3

[stawpny]

I awaken from hibernation to give you this:

northeastern states with a cat

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New York: the one who brings the cat into the NE wing despite Gov not wanting pets and the rest of the NE wishes.

New Jersey: the one who buys the food for the cat and treats it like his child.

Massachusetts: the one who is so reluctant to a cat at first but falls in love with it after a few days (fights w/ NY abt the cat)

Pennsylvania: took him a while to warm up to the small animal but lets it sleep on his lap if it wants (he’ll fall asleep too, old man 🤧)

Rhode Island: the one who is happy that there is someone/something else in the house that’s smaller than him, but also secretly hates it

New Hampshire: the one who hides the cat under the table at meals and pets it

Maine: the one who gets the cat toys to play with and sometimes brings it into his room and sleeps with it

Vermont: the one who dresses it up in costumes and makes it look silly

Connecticut: the one who is the most hesitant to the cat, the most law abiding, but eventually gives up after Mass and Penn gave in

Delaware: like Cut, but will hold the cat whenever he can and sometimes brings it to the southern wing

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-they’ll name it something extremely soft. I was thinking Sprinkles or something like that (idk why 😭) and they’ll introduce it to anyone who comes in like it’s a child.

-They will fight over the cat, even Delaware and Connecticut.

-^ but they always make sure that it’s not in the room with them when they fight (no bad examples here)

-Massachusetts is a sucker when it comes to animals, just like NY, but more domestic animals.

-New York will have to hide his rats and pigeons, but he’s willing to make that sacrifice.

-^ He also gets with NJ and makes fun of all of his fellow states on how they love this animal

[goldengay49]

Most people who moved to California during the gold Rush were from the south/Midwest. Californias accent after joining the USA was a country accent.

Do with this what you will

[lizardtheacorn]

@iwasforcedtomakethisbytum dinner is served 🙏

New York loves hates this =^^=

[daily-table21]

Video: Florida Man in SoCal: The Halloween Party

Status: Public

Link: Florida Man in SoCal: The Halloween Party (youtube.com)

Date Posted: November 5th 2022

[bthebeachboi]

Today I bring: California loves clubbing. Drinking fancy drinks even if he can make most of them himself, being flirty to 10 ppl at once, dancing to the loudest and most unsingable music ever and chiling after it is calmer around closing time and just relaxing.

He doesn't mind pubs n bars, but he is going out to dance his ass out, not to drink and forget or just be a lil bitch like most of the NE or some of the sad drinkers, "like live a little, stop sulking" type of guy.

He absolutely doesn't go out with those ppl that don't do anything, but sit and drink, he thinks it's just a little too boring. If you ask for the simplest beer that you can buy in any shop and just sit there, at least do it at home where u can watch tv and hear smth above this goddamn music.

Also it might be a main reason why a lot of states don't know it about him, simply because they are "too fucking lazy to move around and not just sit there" and also main reason why he will never come to places like that with most of the south who know like two dances that he'd rather die than be seen with in a club he likes.

Most clubs he visits already know him well enough that their workers could chit chat with him anytime n know his name.

Idk, he just seems like a person to overdress and have the best time of his life even before he can drink anything. (which cannot relate bc clubs would kill my ass, I'll take bars any day over them)

[dailymothanon]

The old marrieds are dancing that swing 🤯 kinda a fan of these ones. Their old men swag that is full of syrup and also much love <3 I need. I need more content of them. I'm drying up I'm shriveling. I need lore I need everything I want enrichment. Anyways I'm probably gonna tinker Hammy's design a tad 🤔 no reason, just I feel something can change

this is the full piece 😼 I just liked how it looked closer up

[emlovesstates]

The whole city boy x Cowboys

Really should be New York, x Texas

Los Angeles, which I'm assuming is mostly the reason why California is considered a city has only been a city since the 1840s NYC has been a city for nearly 400 years 

Fun fact, Los Angeles was only found in 1780s specifically 1781

NYC has been a city for a very long time

California cities have only been around since the 1700s

San Diego has only been a city since 1769

NYC was founded in 1624, which is only a 145 years difference

All I'm saying is New York is more a city boy than California California had a wild West and was once a cowboy New York has never been a cowboy. Maybe he's some horses, but he was never a cowboy.

thank you for coming to my TEDTalk



[fishbones-braineater]

im not one to post scrrenshots from twitter, but this needs to be seen by those of you who dont have it.

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

HAPPY BOI<3

[alaskasbignaturals]

i had to draw this scene bc what the heck ben (affectionate)

[goldengay49]

All the states who make fun of California for losing population: “… what now …?”