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My grandpa posted this presumably to be transphobic or something but ngl it kinda slays. Get it vader

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anyone else feel like god is just toying with u however he pleases . he thinks hes so funny . well im about to be hilarious

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open rp

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also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

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When he’s playing with your uncut cock and pulls the skin down too hard

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 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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adhd culture is having a near death experience every time you drive.

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Honestly, Britney Spears was right. My loneliness is killing me 

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When's the last time you sucked dick?

When’s the last time your dad had a “work thing”