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And every show I do like a toooooon of coke here,, the whole

*accidentally inhales smarties powder while trying to bite off candy wrapper*

*loud coughing*

HA THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING

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Uuuuuh here's this ??

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i posted this on insta and i might as well post it here too

Instagram @ vinwosnii

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it’s loving bj hours babey!

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the sign at the beginning of the musical is spelled like the star, the way it’s spelled in the movie. so what if it actually is spelled ‘Betelgeuse’? 

option 1: he doesn’t want to risk people mispronouncing it at a critical moment, so he spells it phonetically. what could be worse than going through all that trouble only for someone to try and summon “bettelgoose”

option 2 (superior option): he doesn’t know that’s how it’s spelled. He’s never seen it written down and he can’t spell for shit anyway and let’s be real I have no trouble believing Juno wouldn’t bother to teach him.

He doesn’t find out until Lydia asks him if his name has anything in common with the star “even though it’s spelled differently” 

“yeah me and the star have the same name, what the hell do you mean ‘spelled differently’?” 

“b-e-t-e-l-g-e-u-s-e” 

“THAT’S HOW YOU SPELL MY NAME?!” 

“DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOUR OWN NAME ARE YOU SERIOUS OH MY GOD” 

“FUCK YOU THAT SPELLING IS BULLSHIT WHY DOES IT HAVE A G IN IT”

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beetlejuice the musical  ( the musical, the musical . )

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barbara: what did we tell you not to do?

lydia: summon beetlejuice

adam: and what did you do

lydia, mumbling: ...summon beetlejuice

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Jesus, he can’t spell

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me and my friend made this at 5 am

the john Mulaney quote perfectly describes the relationship between beetlejuice and Lydia

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Me, waking up in the middle of the night: Beetlejuice's mom's last name in the DC run was Shoggoth. Assuming this is still true this means Beetlejuice's father is Mr. Shoggoth. Shoggoth's are monsters from H.P. Lovecraft mythos. Shoggoth's are amorphous, iridescent, beings capable of forming multiple limbs and organs at will. Beetlejuice is shown to grow extra limbs throughout the musical and changes the color of his hair and clothing based on his emotion much like a octopus. His mother, does not seem to have these color-changing abilities which is why she complains about his color-changing hair.

Conclusion: Beetlejuice is a half-demon, half-Lovecraftian horror.

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Mood ring of a man

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sleeby,,,,,,,,,,,

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Cowboy Beetlejuice needs more love! His outfit is great and man does he look good in a cowboy hat and red.

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Beetlejuice: oh man, that’s something Joe would do

Lydia: who’s Joe

Beetlejuice, about to commit a big mistake: j

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All we wanna do is hear that sound All we wanna do is hear that sound

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beetlejuice [the musical] - a summary