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Not gonna read the prequel. It’s just a money grab and they probably won’t even make sure it is canon compliant with their own goddamn lore.

Why would I invest emotional energy into a character they killed at 21 in one of the most egregious, lazy ways for no narrative purpose?

He isn’t going to LA. His band won’t succeed. Eddie Munson died at 21 in the upside down because the Duffers haven’t figured out how to write a show that’s emotionally compelling without killing a character (with a more than 90% chance of coming back to life which is fine once or twice but THRICE? THRICE IN 4 SEASONS?).

Fanfic writers and fandom already crafted a character from the bare bones thrown at them and you’ll tear my precious lil goblin out of my cold dead hands.

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yeah sure theres a story but my real takeaway from totk is

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Tears of the Kingdom doodles.. or as I like to call the game, sard borken simulator

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WGHY DOES HE HAVE A FOUR WHEELER TGATS SO FUNNY. WHO GAVE HIM THAT?????

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ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

GUYS HES NOT JUST JUMPING TO SAVE HER FROM FALLING

GUYS THE MALICE WAS AFTER HER

HE ISN’T TURNING TO RUN HE’S TURNING TO SAVE HER

TO BE WITH HER

AFTER SHE WAS ALONE FOR 100 YEARS

AFTER SHE LOST EVERYONE SHE EVER CARED FOR

HES NOT LETTING THAT HAPPEN AGAIN

EVEN IF IT MEANS THEY BOTH SUFFER

HE’S DAMN SURE THEY’RE GOING TO DO IT TOGETHER

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I'M SORRY. MATT MERCER, DID YOU LAND FUCKING GANONDORF?!?!?!

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Link's New Tractor

[Instagram /Etsy]

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when you're not sure you'll be able to stop him.... 😖

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new official art for tears of the kingdom

source; https://twitter.com/ZeldaOfficialJP

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if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website

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carmel frappe make the pain go away

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Putting this here for those smart enough to not have a Twitter account (I envy you)

^ Latest post just now at 5:12pm CST

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good lord

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Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

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fandom approaches male characters from a watsonian perspective and female characters from a doylist perspective