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on it boss

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I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

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twitter users be like ‘haha tumblr? where all the snowflake babies uwu smol sensitive babby beans are?’ and then make a 14 tweet thread about how an animal crossing villager is gaslighting them or whatever

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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

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how many toes you got?

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your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

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me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

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This is still so fucking funny on Riverdale wiki. Like why have a list of one

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any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

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If there are trees you aren’t alone

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not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

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*slowly inches closer to your pet*

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me everyday: I should get a tattoo.