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Lap Dance for Two

Shinsou x Reader x Kaminari 

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Summary: Another winner from the 300 Follower Event. The prompt was ‘lap dance + dirty talk’ and the summary was “If you don’t mind, I’d like to combine this prompt with another one to make a scenario where the reader gives Shinsou and Kaminari both a lap dance, dirty talk and spiciness ensues.”

Notes: There was going to be more dancing, but the boys got impatient. Also, I’m sleepy, so sorry if the editing isn’t too great. 

Warnings: NSFW, some dirty dancing, some dirty talk, teasing, oral sex, vaginal penetration, deep throating

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This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

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Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

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How about some of your yandere headcanons about Shinsou and Shoji? I feel these two boys need more content. Also just wanted to wish you luck with the writing blog.

Thank you for the luck, ‘Nonny! 

And I agree with you on Shinsou and Shoji needing more content- Shoji is definitely an underappreciated boy. 10/10 would cuddle with him.

Headcanon blurbs below!

Shinsou as a yandere, I feel, would definitely take advantage of his quirk when it comes to his darling. He’d do just about anything he could to get closer to them- Even if it ruined his reputation. He’d manipulate his darling’s roommate (if they had one) into taking pictures of his darling’s things (and even pictures of them while they were asleep), manipulate his darling’s friends into staying away from his darling (or into compromising positions that he could take pictures of and use as blackmail)….. He might even manipulate his darling into confessing their thoughts and feelings about other people to him so that he could keep an eye out for them. He’s also a very possessive yandere- And if he got close to his darling, he’d be with them as often as he could (to the point of almost being suffocating). But it wouldn’t appear as such, as he’s very good about masking his clingy-ness.

Shoji is somewhat of a mix of a possessive yandere and a delusional one- Which is a very dangerous combination. He uses his appearance to his advantage- and then shows his softer side to his darling to woo them. If, somehow, he doesn’t manage to win them over or scare off other rivals of his….. Let’s just say he isn’t afraid to get his hands a little bit dirty. He’ll help those people in his way ‘cut ties’ with his darling and disappear completely.

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once you know the truth about nickelodeon slime, the teen choice awards becomes a gruesome tale

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some teasing bakugou plz. headcanons or imagines or both

This isn’t exactly what you asked for, but I genuinely couldn’t help myself. 

Warnings: Breath play, spanking and PWP. Nothing too extreme really~

There were few pleasures in life you enjoyed more than Katsuki Bakugou. The young ash blonde man was so easy to rile up, which helped immensely whenever you were in the mood. All it took this time was a cute text message paired with a suggestive picture of you wearing one of his old shirts you had stolen.

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honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

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Not to be controversial but lesbians in tanktops

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Do you have some spare chisaki kai hcs lying around sir

Despite how clean he is, he can't stand hand sanitizer. It smells weird and makes his head hurt.

He takes showers that are scalding hot and scrubs until his skin is bright red.

Because of this, his skin gets dry really easily and he has to use lotion and moisturizer.

He wears makeup (eyeshadow and shit) during meetings because he knows he has pretty eyes and you bet he wants to show them off

Really like clothes shopping bc he's rich and flex time babey

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how we all look now after the whole shigaraki is >6ft thing

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Hey y'all, I just kinda want to apologize for being so inconsistent with my posting in the last like...3 months? I love writing there's just been so much going on at home that it's been hard for me to make time to write. I feel bad because I know I'm letting people down and I just want you to know that it isn't intentional!!!

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LMAO IM LAUGJING

Denki got a juul and he's been hitting it backwards the entire time so it charges when he hits it and he's so confused

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Hallo! Who are your bnha faves and least favs? I apologize if youve answered this already Im a bit new to your blog.

Hallo!!! I don't think anyone has ever asked me this before so it's fine, and welcome to my blog!!!

I don't really have a defined list of favorites, but maybe Shigaraki or Chisaki? Basically anyone with top energy lol

As for least favorites, I'm not really sure. I don't really like Uraraka that much purely because Horikoshi makes her exist only to compliment Izuku ?? She needs more development is what I'm saying.

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How's life my friend?🤟

It's ummmm

It's life, I guess. I mean my home life sucks more than ever but my social life is doing really well, but I've honestly never been closer to suicide because of my parents before this month to be honest, but other than that it's good!!!!

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So I drew a fucking frog...

I present to you

Erich Mahlke