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do you still have the edit you did of the rollin video where fred durst says nonbinary people
#happy pride 🌈#this is still hilarious#I'm sure it wasn't what they meant but going 'hey ladies hey fellas and people who don't give a fuck'#in that order#hard to read as much else
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we are so back
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Transcript: "Pleasure doing business with you. Hope you're saving up for a rare item!"
Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you
I am on vacation! Answers may not be posted right away--please remain patient.
#HI GRANDPA!!#I love that you have the crusty ass sound file#funnily enough I was looking into this I think last year#wondering who some of the other va's were#apparently a lot of the original npc's were done by people already in-office#so that's charming#poll
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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I've seen some Izuna fanart recently.... and it inspired me to draw a very summer-y Izuna, chillaxin' with a nice drink! Which is probably just orange juice...
#tbh I think it would be#he's the sort of guy who would harmlessly troll you like that#he waits until you get worked up over the idea of him swimming while drunk before telling you he's just getting his vitamin c in#he knows what it looks like. he's messing with you on purpose#chill time for peepaw#guilty gear#izuna
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Baiken is finally having a moment of peace and quiet reflection. Fittingly, she does it with the only party member she has any respect for- the horse.



Likewise, the only party member she would ever consider snuggling up with without it being a massive risk to their life



Huh, of all the people I'd expected to be an animal nerd...

Phoenix look me in the eyes and tell me you think she actually understands a word you're saying


This is a terrific idea that I can't possibly see backfiring
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chronic illness and massive group hug CLOSE ENOUGH I'M TAKING IT
Both funnily and adorably within the stripped-down Altador Cup event this year they keep revealing that different players from various teams are queer and/or psychologically traumatized and now some part of me wants them to reveal that Team Terror Mountain is a giant polycule and not explain it at all
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I just think she’s neat
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
#I feel this so hard#If you're gonna be petty I'll be petty back#you were a dick which means you're getting rusty pennyed fuckass#shiny pennies are for the good kids they're like stickers#it's all pointless but it makes you feel a smidge better
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Both funnily and adorably within the stripped-down Altador Cup event this year they keep revealing that different players from various teams are queer and/or psychologically traumatized and now some part of me wants them to reveal that Team Terror Mountain is a giant polycule and not explain it at all
#I know they wont but it would be funny#they're all dating each other except for Prytariel who is only dating the women#this game is so ridiculous (affectionate)#neopets#op back on her bullshit
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First fireflies of the season! I didn't see many in my usual scouting spot, but my neighbor's backyard has quite a few already! I was even able to catch one for a moment, though sadly I didn't have enough hands to take a picture. I wonder if I'm becoming the neighborhood weirdo, I already asked another neighbor if I could look into their pool at night since it attracted so many frogs (sadly they recently had it cleaned so they're avoiding it for now). Haven't seen any frogs in the flesh lately but I can definitely hear them! It's a pleasant backing tack for night walks
No bats that I've seen yet (I'm starting to gather that they might be more of a late-summer affair), but we're having a lot of bunnies this year, feels like one on every other lawn. Suppose it makes the mowing a little easier, I just hope they stay away from my potatoes
#they're so pretty I never get tired of seeing fireflies#I tried to tell my father about it but he wasn't interested#he sounded like he was and then he turned his podcast on halfway through#and he hit me with the 'oh I forgot you went out' when I was gone for maybe twenty minutes tops#so hopefully the people inside my computer find it interesting#op back on her bullshit
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I'm sure the implication here is 'flirt with them to make people do what you want' but it's far funnier to interpret it as 'piss them off so hard they just start swinging'


Well I guess I-no is a gargoyle now, time to find a rooftop and pose dramatically
(And coincidentally a bizarre number of these outfits can also be kinks. Then again I guess anything can be a kink if you're committed enough)


PHOENIX STOP MAKING THAT FACE I THOUGHT WE BANNED USING THE GOD CRACK
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renaming guilty gear characters to be more awesome

This is Wretched Bradley. His moveset includes eating salsa dip and whacking you with his boogie board.

she is The Good Witch Cloaca. nuff said

this little blonde boy is Evan Danderson, the dandy schoolboy who wants to become a sailor.
this gorgeous douchebag is Sniffrin. Fairy by nature, mother by trade.

Bethany Bunglebreech. She has a dad who is a pirate and a mom who is a firefighter and together they have a divorce and Bethany runs away to the ocean and her moveset is mostly splishing and splashing around in a lifeboat.

Pope Cuntservian the First. once again, 'nuff said.

this is my littl e cousin matthew who recently came out as genderqueer. pleas be nice :(
#the phrase 'this gorgeous douchebag' is fascinating and I'm obsessed with it now#congrats to matthew#guilty gear
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I like Milphelt and I like Nagophelt and I like the idea of Millia/Elphelt/Nago together if it exists but I do not like the idea of Millia/Nago because there needs to be a certain level of silly goose vibes to pull it all together
#I've been meaning to make a nagophelt fic for ages and haven't gotten around to it#I need to make people see the vision#like no ignore arcade ignore the snowbunny jokes#they could be so good if they just got to fucking talk to each other#and an ot3 would be even better#in part since you'd figure oh former assassin and giant brick wall vampire samurai with this cute little girl in the middle#they're probably protecting her but no#little girl is basically a bioengineered demigod and will blow you up if you're mean to either of her beloved pookiebears#guilty gear#elphelt valentine#millia rage#nagoriyuki#op back on her bullshit
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It is difficult being a romance novel character constantly put into outside genre problems. He just wants to wear his cutesy labcoats dammit




That is...an oddly kind and altruistic thing for I-no of all characters to say.
...She's gonna push him out a window isn't she

Or she'll just fall asleep at the first sign of trouble. Either or.
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Never really sure what to do with OC stuff since I can't really draw it. Do I just...talk? Do I just dump it somewhere? It feels weird to just start jib jabbing about personal details of a character maybe like one other person knows about
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It's very frustrating to simultaneously feel I'll never be able to make anything as good as the old stuff I've made before but also like all of my old stuff is shit. Like you can't do both how does that make any sense
#does this happen every year?#I think at some point I just need to chart it out#are my writing funks prone to popping up at the same time?#or do I just always feel like it#really can't say#all I do know is that it's driving me half mad
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