broken-lovestreak

[broken-lovestreak]

And the alternative would be? This would-be assassin should have been more targeted in their attack if they did not want collateral.

Zero~

A bucket is wedged over the next door Zero walks through such that it falls on him when he opens it. The bucket is full of sulfuric acid, and also glitter that is somehow not dissolved.

[The bucket of sulfuric acid and glitter wobbles as the door swings open, losing its balance and toppling down onto… the Unblooded pilot Zero had ushered through the door ahead of him.]

[The Unblood collapses and begins screaming, other pilots and medics flood the scene as Zero stands back with an unimpressed expression.]

Well, that one was at least creative.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

Not my fault that e were caught in the crossfire! A pity, though, I found em quite interesting.

I developed a habit of never walking through doors first, darling, this is exactly why. I did not intend to maim the poor Unblood, nor did I know about the trap, I have simply been through this before.

Zero~

A bucket is wedged over the next door Zero walks through such that it falls on him when he opens it. The bucket is full of sulfuric acid, and also glitter that is somehow not dissolved.

[The bucket of sulfuric acid and glitter wobbles as the door swings open, losing its balance and toppling down onto… the Unblooded pilot Zero had ushered through the door ahead of him.]

[The Unblood collapses and begins screaming, other pilots and medics flood the scene as Zero stands back with an unimpressed expression.]

Well, that one was at least creative.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

A bucket is wedged over the next door Zero walks through such that it falls on him when he opens it. The bucket is full of sulfuric acid, and also glitter that is somehow not dissolved.

[The bucket of sulfuric acid and glitter wobbles as the door swings open, losing its balance and toppling down onto… the Unblooded pilot Zero had ushered through the door ahead of him.]

[The Unblood collapses and begins screaming, other pilots and medics flood the scene as Zero stands back with an unimpressed expression.]

Well, that one was at least creative.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

Finally, about seventy of those complaints are mine. The man is a creep and a self-satisfied ass.

Funny in a pathetic way, though.

Zero~

92 complaints about one Handler in the past month...

Deuces speaking. Handler Shortwave please report to my office.

[broken-lovestreak]

Did they truly have to bring back that fucking killjoy of a desk jockey? I swear, them being a stickler alone has made my file long enough that I could strangle them with it.

Zero~

Not sure how to feel about the return of Deuces... My neck's still raw from the leather of a leash. Let's see what tricks they pull now.

[broken-lovestreak]

Well, well, it has been a while, Breachie!

Certainly, delegation would be the best option had I cared less for doing it right. Yes, there are other Medveda pilots who would like a better situation for the Nightjaws, but where were they before now as I put in the work? They may help, better late than never, yet they have not proven themselves yet. This work is too important to delegate to one whom I do not trust fully.

Do get yourselves out, darlings. Our time runs short, and Union closes in. Who knows what shall happen to those of you with active bounties.

Zero~

How many potential Medveda pilots can one possibly vet before simply collapsing into dust and languishing?

Relocation efforts are going… slowly, rockily. I do not trust it to anyone else and yet there is a veritable mountain of paperwork to get through for each Nightjaw we relocate, let alone the vetting process.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

Whoever attempted to poison me at the Last Stop, I look forward to seeing you strung from the rafters by your innards.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

How about you meet me there, darling, for old time’s sake. And to spare me more paperwork.

Zero~

How many potential Medveda pilots can one possibly vet before simply collapsing into dust and languishing?

Relocation efforts are going… slowly, rockily. I do not trust it to anyone else and yet there is a veritable mountain of paperwork to get through for each Nightjaw we relocate, let alone the vetting process.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

Oh joy, Telegram, darling. Out of Union corrections, I see.

I shall have you know that I am more than qualified for filing paperwork, and that the company track record with Nightjaws leaves me wary to bring anyone else in. Signal may not have asked this of me, but it is for my wife, who takes priority over anything Siggy could ask.

Regardless, I am taking a break. Let us hope that the Last Stop remains as secure as always.

Zero~

How many potential Medveda pilots can one possibly vet before simply collapsing into dust and languishing?

Relocation efforts are going… slowly, rockily. I do not trust it to anyone else and yet there is a veritable mountain of paperwork to get through for each Nightjaw we relocate, let alone the vetting process.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

How many potential Medveda pilots can one possibly vet before simply collapsing into dust and languishing?

Relocation efforts are going… slowly, rockily. I do not trust it to anyone else and yet there is a veritable mountain of paperwork to get through for each Nightjaw we relocate, let alone the vetting process.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

Oh joy, bringing back Commodore’s lackeys.

I can’t say I blame the man, and I cannot say I that I don’t respect a man with more recorded on-foot kills than Siggy. Still, must we bring him back?

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

Oh, we do not need a license, Glacier dear. Should needs must, you shall simply find the body.

It is often better to ask for forgiveness than permission, isn’t it?

Zero~

◊ My dearest, there is an insane woman in my inbox

◊ [ FORWARDED_MESSAGE ] do you see this. what on the face of whatever wretched planet the sender is from possessed her to think this was a good idea.

◊ Why would she send me this pathetic lovestruck mewling. Did she think it was charming? I refuse to believe one can be so blind as to believe this would be charming.

◊ A love letter. Not even a good love letter. What are we 12.

[ KHIONE // @umbrasnow ]

A love letter? My my! I thought I was the one to receive love letters in our little pairing!

This letter is quite forward, though, what a bore. Aggression in love letters is so outplayed, much less veiled threats. Do keep an eye out for more letters, darling, we shall get to the bottom of this yet.

Perhaps I shall have the chance to do for you what you have done for me so many times over. This admirer seems quite in need of a long haul to the diaspora.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

◊ My dearest, there is an insane woman in my inbox

◊ [ FORWARDED_MESSAGE ] do you see this. what on the face of whatever wretched planet the sender is from possessed her to think this was a good idea.

◊ Why would she send me this pathetic lovestruck mewling. Did she think it was charming? I refuse to believe one can be so blind as to believe this would be charming.

◊ A love letter. Not even a good love letter. What are we 12.

[ KHIONE // @umbrasnow ]

A love letter? My my! I thought I was the one to receive love letters in our little pairing!

This letter is quite forward, though, what a bore. Aggression in love letters is so outplayed, much less veiled threats. Do keep an eye out for more letters, darling, we shall get to the bottom of this yet.

Perhaps I shall have the chance to do for you what you have done for me so many times over. This admirer seems quite in need of a long haul to the diaspora.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

I do hope that fourth point does not include Misericorde. I can tell you somewhere near forty reasons why that is a terrible idea.

Zero~

Attention all CORSAIR Personnel. As of...

{Audible sounds of checking a watch}

Now, fuck it, now as of right now I am assuming the role of Director of CORSAIR. Morse.... has handed herself over to the DoJ, and she's pushed us into membership with Union.

I already know what you're all thinking. And no I won't let us be bent over by Union. Going to be negotiating hard for our rights as Mercenaries. Speaking of which my first act as director is returning to the old contract system. For the unbloods who joined after the 30 hours that means instead of ol Morse handing out contracts that she enjoys to reduce our presence on the battlefield we get to go back to the good ol days. Handlers we have a real big backlog of jobs to churn through, so lets get started.

As of today CORSAIR Mercenary Company has returned. Still doing the news stuff on top...

We might be under Union now, but we'll always be free, always be mercenaries, and always be fighting Till Legends Bleed.

//Glacier\\

[broken-lovestreak]

I shall comment on the consigning of CORSAIR to a Union vassal state when I am not busy putting out seventy other fires, but I shall make my displeasure known. Frankly, it is a terrible idea that renders those who flocked to CORSAIR to seek refuge or sanctuary from Union an acceptable sacrifice.

As for the Nightjaws and other Non Human Persons aboard the Tenacity, I fear for their futures. I do not trust in Union’s bureaucracy nor its practices, and they shall not do right by my wife and her kin. We shall be departing as soon as I have relocated the remaining Nightjaws on the Tenacity somewhere far from here.

Zero~

[broken-lovestreak]

You absolutely do not need me to give you a bad reputation, darling, you’ve managed it all your own.

Zero~

MOBILITY HARDSUITS ARE SUPERIOR DURING TACO NIGHT!

I'm in the RAFTERS and on so MANY DRUGS cunts!

[broken-lovestreak]

They are not weapons! The barbed wire is an accessory at best unless you make the foolish mistake of touching my hair, and my tail is a mobility aid!

Zero~

MOBILITY HARDSUITS ARE SUPERIOR DURING TACO NIGHT!

I'm in the RAFTERS and on so MANY DRUGS cunts!