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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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Sometimes i remember that theo becoming boris’ friend as a teenager and genuinely caring about him as a person outside of the drugs (and before all the crime related benefits) quite literally changed the trajectory of boris’ life forever
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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
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reblog & tag how old you were in 2006
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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
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🔪 knife stop 🔪
Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

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Unironically love logging onto Tumblr dot com to see a beloved mutual has discovered a new batch of sad old men to sink their teeth into and shake vigorously like a dog that caught a squirrel and following the dash backwards to the post that made them pick up the scent. Truly unparalleled social media experience.
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May my followers forgive me for making them see these pictures for the fourth time.
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I have a friend who has one biological and one adopted son and I found out he likes to tell people “my firstborn is six and my other child is eleven” which is hilarious.
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