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siilverbulleted / @winchesterprotected​ replied to your post:  hi, i’m alive. also,,,,,,gimme,,,,,time travel...

Throws rifle @

screeches and catches an entire cat person?????

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My brother and I… We’re like you. We’re legacies.

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hi, i’m alive. also,,,,,,gimme,,,,,time travel things since my blog is mainly kripke era,,,,,,

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Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural   {Sentence Starters}

“Spooky, huh?”

“Its not a ghost.”

“Are ghosts real?”

“You look like an idiot!”

“I wasn’t fat-shaming Bigfoot!”

“Knock me down with a feather!”

“I just got startled by a disco ball…”

“How.. how do you go that wrong?”

“You wanna lie on the pentagram?”

“Oh my god, you have a death wish!”

“Hey there, demons, its me… ya boy.”

“That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”

“I think I’m gonna buy you a punch in the face.”

“She doesn’t seem like a very intelligent ghost.”

“Yeah, I got the chills even just thinking about it.”

“How about I open the door and you walk in first?”

“Well, if its any consolation, you look like an idiot.”

“Like pretty much everywhere we go, its old and gross.”

“And the worst part is, I don’t even have my holy water!”

“Can I use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with?”

“I’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now.”

“That’s concerning… that there’s that tiny margin of error.”

“If I see people taller than me, I get concerned about them.”

“I’m saying just ‘cause something’s old, doesn’t mean its bad.”

“Do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at?”

“You’re not gonna believe me if I tell you, so why even tell you?”

“And, as you can see, this is the place where nightmares are made.”

“I ask myself that a lot, too. I don’t understand why I do these things.”

“Oh, he’ll pick you up, alright. He’ll pick you up and crack you in two.”

“I never said I wanted to murder you! This is a hypothetical situation!” 

“He said that, but I agree with it. He meant it more, though, so hit him!”

“If you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that.”

“No, I can’t imagine that. I’d never want to imagine that. Are YOU imagining that?”

“Why don’t you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little? What are you, a wussy?”

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Truth Serum!: your muses can now ask mine anything and they will be forced to answer honestly!

Or you can send anons!

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   ❛     ────      i’ll hold    𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝    to its best and    ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ . with every heartbeat I have left, i will defend your every breath and    ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ .    ❜                  ind.    /     sel.     /     primarily   kripke era   based         DEANNA WINCHESTER       of     cw’s supernatural.      by     aspen.

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@profoundincompetence​ asked:  “ i have a single braincell and it’s all lost and alone and scared. ” (profoundincompetence, rip andy)

sentence starters: mimikyu edition

       “so-- is that what got you caught up with werewolves, or was that just a thing on the side? gotta say, kid--- i’m almost impressed.”

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@oxtaiiiled​ asked: rubbing her face with her hands, sammi exhales, clearly frustrated. "sorry, it's just, i had to go old school, the laptop died. lost track of time." she yawns, stretching her arms. "i could always crash later, after the hunt."

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      “unless you crash in the middle of trying to catch this rat bastard instead.”  it was highly unlikely, considering how long they’ve been hunting together as it is, but hey. there’s a huff of frustration from herself released, one hand raising to rub some of the excess sleep out of her eye and pinch the bridge of her nose afterward.

        “at least take a nap. i’ll take over on research.”

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@winchestercursed​ asked: “ YOU DIED AS YOU LIVED. SURROUNDED BY PUSSY. ” // winchestercursed

sentence starters: mimikyu edition

“YOUR CAT IS TRYING TO SMOTHER ME, DICKHEAD.”

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“ sometimes a possession happens during a sneeze. ” he’s so confident by what he has to say.

     “y’gotta stop that. dad’s gonna kick your butt if you let it happen again, and i still need your help in looking after sammy.”  honestly, that’s just a look of ‘what the fuck is wrong with you?’

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She was brave and strong and broken all at once.

Anna Funder, Stasiland (via booksqouted)

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sentence starters: mimikyu edition

various things said MOSTLY by myself and one of my friends

feel free to adjust names/pronouns as needed

“ We all have that one aunt that sends us creepy dolls and clown paraphernalia. ”  “ Maybe I want to fuck Boo Boo the Fool. "  ” That’s when you throw the whole child out. “ “ I have one kink and one kink only. and that is, fighting [name] naked. "  “ it’s because he’s a daddy. ”  “ goodbye furries. ” “ it’s not hard, you just have to show that you have bigger dick energy. ” “ ‘give me blade’ …. in the straight way or the gay way?? ” “ is there any real straight way, though? ” “ we’ve forsaken [name] and given [name] material for the daddy board. ” “ do you know what time it is, shitlord? ” “ they know how to get to his/her heart, and his/her pants. ” “ maybe that was my plan all along. ” “ i am afraid of your power. ” “ this is my son, [name]. his/her mom/dad sucks so i basically stole him like he was a football during the superbowl. he likes chicken nuggets, macaroni and cheese, and hot dogs. ” “ i can’t believe it, i’ve made a spicy boy. ” “ i would call [name] daddy, and that’s a fact. ” “ lieutenant, it’s me, your son — FUCK. ” “ wear me like a beard. ” “ your art makes my heart bust a nut. ” “ i have a single braincell and it’s all lost and alone and scared. ” “ call me harry potter because i have a fuckin scar on my forehead. ” “ captain america is stored in the balls. ” “ i busted a nut doing that high note. ” “ it’s three and a half am… ” “ [name] i can’t count that high. ” “ you’re making an ass of yourself. ” “ ultimate smackdown: gay baby edition. ” “ not that bold when i know that you have the sleep schedule of like, a single mom with newborn triplets. ” “ YOU DIED AS YOU LIVED. SURROUNDED BY PUSSY. ” “ even thought [name] is a trick ass bitch, i miss him. ” “ you jack santa’s style, you catch santa’s hands. ” “ repent, repent motherfucker! ” “ don’t close the door you motherfucker. ” “ sometimes a possession happens during a sneeze. ” “ you got blue balled by freddie mercury. ” "i’m johnny knoxville and this is jackass. ayo ma why you gotta be such a bitch all the time?"  "if you sneeze again, i’m gonna slap you"  "its called a divorce, you should know all about that"  “ he just stood there and died like an asshole. ”

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alwayshappytobleedx‌:

“oh.. got it. well. i may have had something to drink.”

“uh, yeah-- kinda got that part. the real question is if it’s the ‘entire liquor store’ level already or not.”

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proudofusx‌:

“do you always have to be such a brat?”

“oh, i’m the brat here? that’s-- hoo boy, that’s rich.”

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oculiflavo replied to your post:  no demon juice.

yes

dee vc: get f U CKED.

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no demon juice.