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Be good for daddy or else

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tumblr are you telling me something

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I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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I’ve seen the way you blog. Something ain’t right. Let’s be friends

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Saw a comment on insta saying this image of Dan Hentschel would make a great painting so I said yeah I bet you’re right. And painted it

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it’s from pussy’s sporting goods

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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

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lets be real thing 1 and thing 2 were fucking perverts

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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Oh, so somehow because Im cis Its ok to force me to pee my pants?

Yes

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older I get the less interest I have in explaining myself to people who aren’t even important to me. if you want to misunderstand me or create a narrative in your head about me that’s really not my problem… I know who I am