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Ok wait what why is the FBI investigating the orange????

Well, you see, the thing is that Donald Trump has done literally so many crimes that when the news first broke, everyone was like "but in relation to which crime though?" It now has been confirmed that the raid was about the 15 boxes of top-secret documents that Trump stole from the White House and took to Mar-a-Lago with him. The salient points to appreciate are therefore these:

Federal law does not fuck around with the penalties for mishandling classified information and/or presidential records (all of which are required to be preserved and turned over to the National Archives, even if they aren't literal top-secret classified intelligence). If Trump is convicted of this, one of the penalties includes... being barred from holding federal office ever again. If it turns out that he was selling secrets to foreign actors, such as, say, Russia or Saudi Arabia, both of which the Trump crime cabal has close ties with, the penalty is LIFE IMPRISONMENT OR DEATH. As I said. Does not fuck around. Either way, Trumpie got (let us fucking hope) a lot of pain coming.

The amount of evidence that it takes for a federal judge to sign off on a warrant for a no-knock raid is... a lot. The same but for a FORMER PRESIDENT? Yeah. It's a lot.

This also required the personal approval of both AG Merrick Garland and FBI director Christopher Wray. Wray is a lifelong Republican appointed by... you guessed it, Trump, after he fired James Comey in an attempt to obstruct the Russia investigation.

Pause for sad trombone noise.

Also, this proves that Garland is in fact willing to authorize operations that target Trump directly, which means that, hopefully, he isn't afraid to charge Trump in connection with January 6.

The amount of right wing whining and crying about the pOlitciZeD jUsTICe dEpARtMenT!!!!1 is, predictably but depressingly, absolutely insane. Once again, consequences are something that are only supposed to happen to somebody else. Even if the guy in question literally tried to use the Justice Department to launch a coup to illegally stay in power and destroy American democracy. FAKE NEWS!!!

Objectively, "they even broke into my safe!" is absolutely fucking hilarious. As was the Anonymous Source (let's be real, probably Donnie Jr.) who complained that the FBI guys just grabbed boxes and documents without "going through them properly." WHAT DO YOU ORANGE FUCKFACE TWATWAFFLES THINK A RAID BY THE FBI ACTUALLY IS??? THAT THEY JUST STAND THERE AND ASK NICELY TO ONLY LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE WILLING TO SHOW THEM???

In conclusion, the "Lock Up Hillary Clinton For Mishandling Her Private Emails!!!" crowd suddenly isn't super fond of an ex-federal official getting locked up for mishandling top-secret documents.

Weird.

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They’re at Target

LOOK WHO FINALLY FOUND HERSELF A HANUKKAH SWEATER!!!

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made the mistake of reading up about Alexander the Great’s relationship with his best friend Hephaestion and learnt that he was kind of a drama queen because

after Hephaestion died, he spent maybe 1.5 billion dollars on his funeral which is a conservative estimate 

spent all night weeping over the body until they dragged him away

extinguished a light only reserved to signify the death of the king (i.e. himself, Alexander the Great)

went to the oracle and petitioned to have Hephaestion granted the status of a god but was denied

nine months later, was still planning expensive monuments dedicated to his pal, except then he died, so what can you do

people say the only thing that ever defeated Alexander the Great was Hephaestion’s thighs

there’s so much more

w   o   w

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Why

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What is that video game with the lesbians and one had blue hair

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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I am DONE with FACEBOOK these moms I went to high school with have ZERO CLUE they’re sharing fetish art as a cute mommy meme

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WARPSTAR WEDNESDAY

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HIS HAIR?

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i just got arrested for being too ugly

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Hello, Tumblr. Come at me. I’m TJ, or The Amazing Atheist, AKA everything your safe spaces don’t allow.

Watch me get anonymous hate for this… triggered?

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So my professor lent me this hard tip brush pen thing and thats what i used for the old lighthouse keep dude drawing and guys

Its the best pen ive ever inked with bc im so shakey with inking but this pen made it so easy and it has line variation

And he said i could keep it

*VIBRATES EXCITEDLY*

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Reminder: All Mega Stone Codes expire in 10 Days

All Mega Stone events for Pokémon Sun & Moon ends on October 31 - M2DESCENT: Mewtwonite X & Mewtwonite Y

- INTIMIDATE: Mawilite, Beedrillite, Audinite & Medichamite

- AZUL: Pidgeotite, Steelixite, Heracronite & Houndoominite

- MATSUBUSA: Sceptilite, Blazikenite, Swampertite & Banettite

- SABLEVOLANT: Tyranitarite, Abomasite, Manectite & Aggronite

- POYONG: Diancite, Galladite, Gardevoirite & Lopunnite

- DRACHE: Altarianite, Ampharosite, Latiasite & Latiosite

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may I join the worms?

hello,

Thank you for your interest, and yes you may. Simply just go outside and get in dirt. Thanks

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I had to do a theater check and silently lost my mind over this poster.

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me: i just want to be included!

me, after being included: what the hell and fuck