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I’ve heard that this guy is super rich and that animals love him too
*sees woman wearing makeup* please never hurt yourself like this again
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"The word pandemonium was coined by John Milton as the name for the Parliament of Hell" is an all-timer etymology. Oh yeah did you hear that Mrs Higgins's dogs got loose at the village fête? It was like a vast golden edifice in which fallen angels debate their strategies for vengeance against god, yeah.
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They need to ban my father from speech to text dictation and also from grok
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CHARACTER OF THE DAY: Jeremus
Series: Mount & Blade: Warband (Video game)
Jeremus is a surgeon and potential companion in Mount & Blade: Warband. He needs a fucking haircut.
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gf tries to hump me while im at the stove
hits her with a maximum speed spinning back elbow like im fucking buakaw
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[Wants only to travel a straight path—to God, by way of law.]
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Bronze hand-held mirror decorated with an image of Medusa, probably created in one of the Greek colonies in Southern Italy around the late 6th century BC. Now at Getty Museum.
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in 1992 i was hospitalized for approaching perfection

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