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being the weird girl always pays off in the end
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the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.
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if you dont understand a simpsons clip on youtube dont kill yourself!!!!!! somebody will provide robust explanation in the commets 👍
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and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time
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#the birds is fly and the bees just bug me ugly#honeys wanna fuck me and if i get drunk you might get lucky
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Oh noooo not Ethel Cain oh noooo what a shock what a horror who coulda thunk it......... (me making knowing eye contact with the other dykes)
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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow
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All you really need in life is a walkable city and tumblr
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i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time





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