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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL

our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much

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its a mystery

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Unmute !

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its a nice summer day and im back at my grandpas house by the woods...................might go for a little walk its been a long time since ive been in the forest

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submitted by @thatonelemoneater

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Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

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we asked a fish to run a marathon and it lost to a turtle

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I dunno man I thought it was pretty clear with where it stands, maybe you're just stupid?

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babygirl, not gonna lie: with a name like that it'd be a little weird if it specialized in anything else.

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My sister and I were doing a puzzle with these Disney toys on it, and noticed this alien-looking character we didn't recognize.

I did some research and learned that these are "Vinylmation" toys, a sort of Munny-style base Disney gets different artists to use to create different characters.

Unfortunately, Mickey is a very specific shape, and the results are frankly horrific.

This causes problems, like the buttons on Mickey's pants often resembling strange nipples.

Also, idk if you noticed, but these look horrible. Like... really bad

If you're interested, please join me on my journey observing more of these under the cut

One issue the artist has to deal with is what to do with the Mickey ears. Some get lucky and can add existing elements, like ears or hair. Some make them into the eyes, or just add some thematic BS to fill the space.

(sidenote: Lady from And the tramp fame did NOT translate well)

Other artists pretend they don't exist, painting them the same color as the hair or making them transparent.

(sidenote: using the Mickey feet as Lady Tremaine's boobs was inspired, but not sure it's worth it for that 5 head)

(sidenote2: they did Leia unbelievably so dirty here)

(sidenote3: Make Kermit's eyes on the ears again if you're just gonna paint them white??)

The other issue is when the character is not very humanoid, so they either slap a PNG on the body, or try their very best to do...something.

Btw whoever made Helen look like this instead of rotund like this Cinderella, die.

Finally, I looked up characters I knew would be difficult to translate and here are the results:

Anyway, the moral of the story is, she's a 2012 SSDC exclusive generic superhero girl, and that's why we didn't recognize her.

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gee scott. i wonder how this couldve possibly been prevented.

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This is why we shouldn’t use shitty ai. The rate of misinformation they spread is astounding.

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nier automata is so funny in a very understated way