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I relied on romantic maladaptive daydreaming for survival as a child, and have been love sick ever since

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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I love the character of Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3. He’s truly the character ever because he’s every single vampire trope at once but they all cancel each other out.

Like, he only drinks animal blood but not because he doesn’t want to hurt people, he’s just never been allowed before. He hurts people all the time, it’s one of his favorite things to do. He acts drunk after drinking a bear’s blood because it kicked the shit out of him first. He’s 200+ years old and still lvl 1. He’s foppish and high class but has been eating rats and bugs in a crypt for 200 years. He can go out in sunlight and gets sad if he’s underground because he misses the sun. He lies all the time but he’s a terrible liar so it’s always super obvious. He’s brooding but also whiny. He has no reflection but mostly is just sad about it because he misses petty vanity. He’s suave but his sense of humor is essentially “man slips on banana peel” and he’d lose his mind laughing at basically any Money Python Sketch. He’s so extremely, powerfully bisexual.

I’m deeply in love with him.

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This is the only day you can RT this

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it’s that special day

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Species; Hollly fuck

Specialty; Holy fuck

Suggestion; Look at those EARS

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Blink

3rd level transmutation

Sorcerer, Wizard

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AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

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I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

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Oh yeah this the ONE!!

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So many people wouldn’t have asthma in the first place if it wasn’t for these corporations…Shifting blame from actual culprits to people with asthma (and people who can’t help but use plastic straws at that) is peak capitalism.

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I already anticipate radfems shouting this is unacceptable because abortion restrictions predominantly affect women, and that the overturning didn't have trans people in mind but is oriented at controlling women's autonomy. However, some trans people need access to abortions, reproductive healthcare, and safe avenues for both. Instead of declaring their attempts to support protecting reproductive rights as a narcissistic ploy consider that they also have an interest in fighting misogynistic legislation and protecting reproductive rights.

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I'm not going to continue to be nice or forgiving when people are still saying JKR has been going after trans women more than she has been going after trans men. I'm tired of the response to her bullshig being "trans women are women" when she's done irreparable damage to the image of trans men and has successfully spread the harmful and life threatening idea that trans men are just mentally ill girls who haven't accepted their womanhood. Her essay has been out for two years and there's absolutely no excuse for it. By failing to accept that JKR is hurting trans men you are actively putting trans men in danger

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I don't get that Emma thing, mind if you explain?