brooklynsspiderman

[brooklynsspiderman]

YOU DONT KNOW WHO CELINE DION IS?????

no??? 😭😭😭😭 should i??? is she the one that wrote chandelier??

[brooklynsspiderman]

do you have glasses bc y'know you're a nerd 🤓☝️

i am NOT a nerd and i do NOT wear glasses

[brooklynsspiderman]

MILES! HOLD. THE. BABY. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER!!! *extends baby*

-peter b

*takes baby* HUH WHAT HOW DO I HOLD HER

[brooklynsspiderman]

What would happen if, say... You got dropped in a vat of battery acid? Would you die? Or would you come out of it with more powers?

Uhm... Asking for a friend.

?????? where is this question coming from????

personally i think id be fine bc im like already radioctive (not willing to try tho)

depends what kinda batery acid probably

[brooklynsspiderman]

you ever just trip over your shoelaces when fighting?

.....

it was one time ok??? 😭😭

[brooklynsspiderman]

guys stop stabing me its not funny

[brooklynsspiderman]

haii :3

Heyy hru??

[brooklynsspiderman]

Hey Spidey, have you ever seen a Brazilian spider-person?

I mean probably... theres like so many spider people that atleast one of them has probably been brazilian but we mostly keep our masks on and ive never asked so idk

[brooklynsspiderman]

Greetings…uh…would you happen to know if someone around here um…kicked my husband in the balls—

Cause they got the wrong Miguel—

-WolfSpider

no...... what happened??😭😭😭 is he ok????

[brooklynsspiderman]

A spider-man shakes your hand then proceeds to break Miguel’s face. CELINE DION.

How do you even break someones face 😭😭

[brooklynsspiderman]

English homework L ❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😾😾

Fuck English homework all my homies hate English homework. FUCK English homework

Finally someone who gets it 😔

[brooklynsspiderman]

Spider-Man gets sued and fucking goes to jail!!!

[brooklynsspiderman]

Miles. Are you still struggling on your English homework?

Always

(English homework is my true nemesis 😭😭)

[brooklynsspiderman]

Bruh, don't you ever wonder how tf being spiderman somehow makes you stronger? And it even makes you taller- like, gimme dat height, bro.

The spider that bit me gave me super strength (and the height) just go to alchemax bro chack if they have another one

(IM JOKING PLEASE DONT DO THIS)

[brooklynsspiderman]

@brooklynsspiderwoman @kamala-msmarvel-khan @whatarethooseshuri @what-are-thooooooose (cant remember which acc is the new one) @respect-the-hyphen @loki-laufeychild @reallyreallyspiderman @realgodofthunder @ask-pavitr @hawkeye-jr

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤

:333

YIIPPPPPEEEE

@mrbloodyunnice @moth-wave WE AHVE TOK MANY MOOOOTTTSSSSSSS @ ALL OUR MOOTS

@benanazauce

[brooklynsspiderman]

HIIIII

HEYYY HRU??

[brooklynsspiderman]

Someone kicked my Miguel in the balls Miles.. then they kicked me in mine..

Why do we encourage that?!

-Peter

WHAT???? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????

(please tell me someone got s video)