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He's just so fricking pretty 😍 🥹

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Dayum finally someone i actually fully agree with!!

[ Back again! Did you guys miss me? I sure missed you! As a gift I offer Sylus' NSFW alphabet! I totally forgot about this after Caleb's im so sorry 😞]

A = Aftercare

After sex with Sylus is incredibly soft. He will make sure you don't have to lift a single finger and do everything for you. He will bathe you, dress you and then put you to bed, tucked away safely in his arms.

Sylus likes to talk to you just before you fall asleep. Sometimes about random topics, sometimes about something he has planned for the next day and, for most of the time, about you; The way your hair feels when he plays with it, how cute you look when you snuggle against him and of course, how much he loves you.

B = Bondage

Personally, he prefers bounding you compared to the other way around. Sylus is extremely hands on in the bedroom; Anything that will make it difficult for him to touch you as he wishes is just not ideal.

He will also go to great lengths to make sure the restraints used are custom made to be extra comfortable regardless of how much you struggle against them and won't cause any bruising or tearing on your skin.

C = Crying:

Given the fact Sylus is familiar with BDSM he knows to expect tears during sex. That however won't stop him from making sure they're from genuine pleasure and checking to see if you need a break. Once he is confident there is nothing wrong he actually enjoys knowing you feel so good it's a little overwhelming.

D = Dominance:

Soft dom!Sylus all the way! if you think otherwise then this blog is not for you.

A lot of people mistake doms for the "hardcore alpha daddy" stereotype because of media, but that couldn't be further from the truth. Sylus is a great example of it!

Being the dominant one is not only about what happens in the bedroom; The soft requests for you to take a seat where he points you to, picking out the clothes you wear, cooking your meals, being the only one you trust yourself with after a long day at work— That's all part of the play.

He has no need to degradate, break or physically abuse his partner to show his dominance. Keeping his partner, his sub, happy and satisfied is what's most fulfilling for an actual dom.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I don't think Sylus has had any other partner besides you, but he has done extensive research on romance and sex.

One thing worth highlighting is that the first thing he learned was how to control his strength around you. Sylus didn't want to end up grabbing you too hard or doing something worse while excited so he took a lot of time to make sure he could use just the right amount of strength like second nature.

F = Favorite position:

Mating press. Come on now, you can't deny and say this comes as surprise.

This man also loves, and I mean looooves, when you're on top of him. Cowboy is definitely a favorite of his because then he can push his entire cock inside of you and watch the way you chase after your own pleasure.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Sylus is serious, but in the incredibly romantic way. He wants the both of you to pay full attention to this special moment and won't crack jokes or anything of the sort.

If you're feeling nervous then he will help you calm down with low, loving praises whispered in your ear and taking everything extra slow.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

For personal reasons only I like to think he has a bit of hair on his carpet. Nothing much, just enough. He simply doesn't overthink about that.

H o w e v e r

He will get that hair waxed (yes, WAXED.) the second his partner mentions any type of dislike or something similar towards it.

I = Impact play:

This will completely depend on his partner. Sylus personally does not enjoy hitting you, but as long as the two of you sit down and you explain to him you truly want it (and will enjoy it) he is willing to indulge you.

He won't do anything extreme, but you can expect him to make you count to fifteen while he smacked your ass with a soft padded tool as punishment.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does not masturbate often nor does he truly enjoy it.

Go here for a full explanation.

K = Kissing:

Something very specific he enjoys is the feeling of your tongue against his. His tongue is longer than the average person's so you will struggle to welcome it, but that's just what is so delicious to him.

Sylus will often plant kisses right on the middle of your chest (in between your breasts if you're a lady) and on your stomach (iykyk).

L = Location (favorite places to have sex.)

The bed, though not any bed. It has to be one with a comfortable mattress and a steady headboard.

He also likes to have sex in the shower, holding you up in his arms while your back is pinned against the cold wall.

M = Masochism:

Not a masochist in any way. Sylus does not enjoy being inflicted pain (the same way he does not like to hurt you.)

Biting him and scratching his back is fair game though!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Threesomes, group sex, public sex ect— Anything that involves sharing you or showing you to others is an absolutely no.

Making you bleed or burning you, breath play and degradation are also completely off the table.

O = Oral

Sylus is reaaaaally into blowjobs. The way you try and fail to fit his full length inside of your mouth, how the muffled moans that leave your throat feel against his throbbing cock and the teary look on your pretty little face is just what he needs to cum in no time at all.

Naturally he will return to favor anytime you want (or whenever he decides you deserve to "unwind" after a long day.) Sylus is a slow eater. He takes his time when exploring with his tongue, his nose adding such a pleasurable pressure against your hardened clit and feeling how you grow wetter each passing minute as he preps you torturously slow.

P = Patience:

Very much into edging and it's always accompanied by tons of praises, though a few teases will be thrown into the mix from time to time.

He is not trying to ruin or deprive you from your orgasm, Sylus merely wants to watch how absolutely adorable you get when you grow desperate enough to actually beg for it. So desperate that you feel no shame in asking him for exactly what you need and who is he to deny it after you've been so good?

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not particularly his thing, but he is always willing to eat you out in between meetings (or have you give him a treat under his desk ;) )

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

A natural risk taker in general though surprisingly traditional once he's comfortable with a routine in the bedroom. Call him a creature of habit if you will.

Not that he's boring— Far from it — He is willing to try new things if you're the one suggesting it, but he knows how to spice things up based on your preferences and moods without needing outside influence.

I think it's worth mentioning BDSM plays commonly include some sort of routine so I also based this on that fact!

S = Sleepy sex:

Morning sex is number one of his absolute favorite things. It feels intimate, as if the two of you are the only people in the whole world and, most importantly, it feels safe.

The feeling of you so pliable and soft in his arms, the raspy and quiet noises from you while he gently works you open for him, how warm you feel around his cock when he slipped inside, the feeling of your back against his broad chest— He could go on for hours about why he loves it so much.

T = Top or bottom:

Stone top! He likes the role of caretaker and the general dominance that comes with it.

U = Underwear:

He prefers when you have nothing on, but if he had to pick then he likes silk! Night slips, robes, his own fancy shirts...ect. The fabric feels nice to touch and it won't irritate your skin even if things get a bit heated.

V = Voyeurism:

Letting others watch you? Absolutely not.

Him watching you masturbate however? Whew, the thought alone has him hot and bothered.

W = Wild card: (A personal headcanon that can be considered unexpected)

I don't know if this is unexpected (probably not if you follow me), but I will put it here because of what I've seen around this fandom.

Sylus likes gentle, loving and slow sex. The "violent", aggressive type is just not who he is nor will he bring it to the bedroom. Playing rough and being aggressive are two completely different things, remember that guys!

X = X-Ray:

I ain't doing this LMFAO sorry pookies dick anatomy is not for me. yk, a dick is a dick. Just know it's BIG.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is not overly high or super low. Sylus is a very "go with the flow" kind of guy for these things; If he sees you're in the mood or knows it's a good day for it then he will initiate something.

Z = Zones (His sensitive spot/s)

The middle of his chest where his scar is.

HIS BACK. Literally anywhere you touch him there just goes straight to his cock. Honorable mentions of his lower back and spine!

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Some sylus inspired nails because I'm obsessed. Don't judge too harshly I was struggling while my fingers kept twitching.

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Phil very nearly got the Mike Waszowski treatment. Didn't realize i was getting a library copy when I ordered.

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Okay but the us has literally voted in someone that wants to impose tariffs on imports. People were sleeping in history class apparently, because when the king of England did this to us we dumped the tea in the harbor not *keep* them!!!? Not to mention all the other shit with him, but since some Republicans are like "I did it for the economy🥺". Everything imported is about to get so much more expensive from import taxes??!

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I want to be greedy! Can't I be a little greedy?

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新作リリースおめでとう🎉

お借りした素材のリンクはピクシブ内に記載してあります。

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Why do melatonin gummies taste so good? Something that can put me into a mild coma if I eat too many should not taste like some of the best strawberry fruit snacks I've ever had!

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Can someone help fill in the missing words it is hard to read.

The text on the books says:

Hello

It's you know who?

I'm your neighbor.

Do you ____ about me? You do.

I've ____ you

And for anyone wondering where this is its under about us in the spinning frank gif.

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Momiplier brushing Mark's hair then almost flying off the chair when she sits down. XD <3 <3 <3 LMAO #love ^_^

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boss battle

phase 2

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Mark and Jack egos fanarts posted on twitter

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In Space With Markiplier posters

These and more are available on my Redbubble!

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wilford playlist roulette if bubblegum bitch plays you lose immediately

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Good Morning, Captain

They remember.

None of them remember as much as The Captain, they're sure. And... possibly Mark. But they're not thinking about him when they wake up.

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I tried to mutiny, Gunther thinks before his cryopod opens. It's fuzzy and distant, like trying to remember a dream, but he's also more sure that it happened than he's sure of his own body temp as he unthaws.

He mutinied. He'd thought it was best, but there's more fuzzy, barely-there memories, and he has his doubts now. Glimpses of The Captain desperately running around, trying their best...

He's on the bridge before they wake up, and once Mark gives them their coffee Gunther walks right up to them. "Mornin', Cap."

He's meant to protect the ship, the crew, and the colonists, and that's important to him, even if he sometimes loses sight of that in the adrenaline. It's why he mutinied before, he's pretty sure.

Now, it's why he wants to reassure them before anything else.

"I'll be heading down with the advance team. If there's any horrible aliens down there, I'll take care of them."

I'll take care of you.

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I did my best, Celci thinks before her cryopod opens.

She really did. She couldn't solve the loop. Once she became aware of it, she could barely solve anything. It was so... endless. A purgatory. And the poor Captain...

She'd seen glimpses. And the memories are all foggy now, like trying to read a book through murky water, but they're there. Lingering. Some suggest The Captain gave up and went into the pod, some suggest they tried again. She doesn't know which ones she wants to believe, but some part of her says it doesn't matter because they're all the truth.

The Captain... tried. When they went into the pod, they were so tired and worn-down, she could tell just based on their body language. When they decided to keep going they were somehow even more haggard, even while determined. That remains clear in her mind. The exhaustion they held.

When she gets aboard the bridge Gunther is saying something about taking care of aliens. "Not everything can be solved with explosions," she reminds him.

"Eh, not in my experience. I'll see you on the ground, Cap."

"You and Mark are one and the same." She can see Mark out of the corner of her eye, checking some system or another. Not the time to bicker with him, though.

"Captain, all colonists are safe, healthy, and accounted for." She sees relief loosen their shoulders, a tension bleeding out, just like she'd hoped for. "But I'll keep my eye on them as they wake up."

She almost steps away with that, not wanting to overwhelm. But the foggy memories of The Captain trying so hard, through so much, and knowing there were things she never saw...

"Thank you, for getting us here safe."

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Didn't make a black hole, Burt thinks as he wakes up.

That's that. he remembers putting himself in a computer. It's a strange memory, like one so warped by the passage of time it's hard to tell if it's being misremembered or not. But he knows it happened.

He knows The Captain showed up when he was about to do it, too.

He went a little too far, probably. Sort of hard to remember his thought process there.

The Captain. They didn't want him doing it. Tried two ways to stop him, he thinks. No, he knows. Tried to stop him, because they care. A lot. He even remembers them taking some idea of his when everyone else shut it down. Because they care.

He steps out of the pod and gets to work. He lets Gunther and Celci say their pieces. And then he steps down.

"Captain, you are a child of the universe. No less than a tree or a star, you deserve to be here."

The Captain looks up at him, and he knows they've seen more than he could ever imagine.

"And whether or not it's clear to you, no doubt the universe is playing out... as it should."

Thanks to them. Fixing something. Maybe no-one will ever know what. Maybe it's better that way. But they fixed something.

Because they care.

He feels a little lump in his throat and he looks away, sniffing once. They care. They're tired. And he's got a job to do.

He hefts his wrench onto his shoulder and looks at them one more time, and calls them something he thinks holds more value than any hero or savior title anyone could ever give them.

"Captain."

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They remember.

None of them remember as much as The Captain, they're sure.

But that doesn't matter.

They remember.

And they're thankful.

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With Mark improving so much I can't wait to see where his creativity takes him next because I know its going to be great!!

Also, before I go to bed:

Mark’s acting has improved so much?? Like, I was blown away over how much he’s improved. Ranging from seriousness that borders on intimidating:

To desperate:

To hopelessly angry:

To shrieking at you in rage (I legitimately flinched when he shouted, “…you threw it all away.”)

To the horrifying shame of realizing that he was the cause of all of the deaths. This border of a laugh and a sob.

And this. Just.

All in a span of 10 minutes. This is not even mentioning his ego acting, where he has to embody totally different characters.

This? I’m just.

I know it’s a little parasocial to say this, but I’m so proud. The more I see this man improve in his craft, the more I’m absolutely soaring with joy.

Mark. You made a good thing.