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shoshbi:

But really, it’s like totes the truth.  Those people really don’t matter.  They’re bullies.  That’s honestly all they’re ever going to be, while hello you’ll go on to be someone who’s extraordinary.

And for the five millionth time, you deserve me.  We deserve each other, Cookie.

I don’t know that I would call them bullies - at least not the people who just prefer to not be around me - since they’re not necessarily...talking down to me because of our differences... But, you’re right, they really don’t matter. You matter. And your surprisingly not-scary-at-all family matters. 

Have you really told me that five million times already? Jeez...I must be more insecure than I thought.

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shoshbi:

Mmk, well assuming the statistically impossible scenario where my parents expectations for you haven’t been met, I’m still going to be your girlfriend.  I haven’t been so happy pretty much ever in my life, and if they can’t see that, well, that’s totes too bad.  I love you, Cookie, and my parents do too.

Those people don’t matter then, do they?

For real, how did I land the most amazing girlfriend in the world? Cause, like...there’s no way I deserve someone as incredible as you and yet here we are.

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shoshbi:

I knew that.  Totes.

But really, you’re worrying for nothing.  I’ve been telling Daddy about you for weeks now.  The whole Ben Israel family adores you already!

I mean, how could anyone not adore you?

You’re way too cute.

That really only gives me more reason to worry. What if you’ve been talking me up so much that I don’t meet whatever expectations they’ve made? What if I’m not really as cute to them as I am to you? 

You’d be surprised just how many people think the whole...thing I have going on is just an act and don’t find it endearing at all.

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shoshbi:

Cookie…you have a machete?

It was a joke, Shosh. Of course I don’t own a machete. I barely own proper utensils.

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blakeelias:

You basically already answered it honestly.

He really is lame for waking up at 4 am in the morning everyday, I can barely do 6. 

Shh, don’t make it obvious~

6?! I can barely be awake for school most mornings. I usually sleep until 11.

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shoshbi:

Oh em gee, isn’t it exciting??  Daddy’s totes going to love you, and you’re going to be like ‘I was worrying for nothing’.

Wait, I’d meant to remind you before: don’t bring any weapons with you.  It totes wouldn’t leave a good impression if you fail the pat down from Daddy’s security team on the first meeting.

Right. I’ll be sure to leave my machete in the hotel room. Wouldn’t want anyone getting the wrong impression.

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bronx-evans:

Chewbacca and Scooby Doo def have way different fur.  Plus, Chewbacca’s like…a really tall orangutan.  Scoob’s a dog.

Maybe someone forgot what Scoob looks like and majorly fucked up...

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blakeelias:

Besties or besties?

I better be your favorite Duval.

I think my girlfriend might kill me if I answer that honestly so...besties.

Obviously~ Your brother likes waking up early and shames me for eating donuts on the reg...so...you automatically win.

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I can’t believe I’m going to be eating breakfast on a beach with a mob boss tomorrow...what even is my life.

@shoshbi

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blakeelias:

As offended as that makes me feel, I really don’t think so.

Though it would be too bad because I am a pretty dope friend.

I’d be too busy trying to be besties with Portia to talk to anyone else ever.

That’s true...even if I’m mostly just saying that cause you called me your favorite. 

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blakeelias:

Are you kidding me, I couldn’t even get into her squad no matter how adorable I can be. Are you telling me you are?

Dude, no?! Do you think I would be talking to you if Ellen was my bestie?!

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blakeelias:

Not many that are into ladies as much as you are.

Wait...are you telling me you’re not best friends with Ellen..?

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bronx-evans:

Are you high, bro?

I’ll give you Shaggy and Luke Skywalker, but Scooby Doo totally doesn’t look like Chewbacca.

I wish. But, no.

I mean...they have...fur...

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blakeelias:

@brookrose-evans

Hello my favorite queer friend.

You must not have very many friends

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bronx-evans:

Wait, you don’t like, actually want me to answer that question, do you?

Oh my god, Bronx... No. I know how we’re related. But I meant Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. They kinda...sorta resemble Scooby and Shaggy.

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bronx-evans:

Uh, of course they’re chewy.  They’re fuckin’ fruit snacks, dude.

HOW ARE WE RELATED

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bronx-evans:

The trippiest thing happened to me today, man; I found 4 Scooby Doo pieces in my Star Wars fruit snacks pouch.  

Like, I had no idea Shaggy and Scoob were in Star Wars.

Are you sure it wasn’t like...Chewie and Luke?