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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

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I am become woman

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Work perk

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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

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drink water or die by my hand

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let’s hear it for the world’s smallest whale (the vaquita) you guys!!

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Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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to put into context how recent gay marriage being legalized is in the United States: the first three five nights at freddy's games were all released before gay marriage was legalized nationally.

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do you think mr beast is cute?

Mr beast please get out of my inbox i am not interested

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when I brush my teeth my tits be jiggling I'm not afraid to say it

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HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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women