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Damn girl

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these all have the same energy

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happy Thursday the 20th

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happy Thursday the 20th

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isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

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What did she do

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I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed “ages” of internet memes

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guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

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They used to keep goats in stables with racing horses to calm them down so my question is would centaurs have emotional support goats

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yesterday one of my coworkers came in saying ‘did you know the president is giving James Patterson a medal’ and we all started yelling

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if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

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i was talking to my coworker and mentioned my gf offhand and he looks at me and goes "oh well that makes sense" and when i was like whatchu mean, he said "i hope this doesnt come out the wrong way but people of your nature tend to speak about different things than straight ppl"

"???wait what do i talk about?"

"you know. smart things."

"...are you saying straight people are stupider?"

"honestly? yeah"

and when i tell u i fucking screamed

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i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

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florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

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