brotheraidu
Satanic dream with a pinch of death mother.
I'm Aidan, aka aidu/ aids/ aidanadolski etc. I'm 20 and all I do is eat and sleep(and meme).
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For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
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they’re talking to each other omg (‘:
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Ass man:
Respects women
Mature and emotionally stable, has good prospects for the future
Studies philosophy and literature in spare time
All around good taste in media and fetishes
Most likely sexually active
Boob “man”:
Sweaty and insecure, probably runs a porn blog titled “appreciating the female form”
Manchild mentality - thinks breasts are more interesting than they actually are
Cries himself to sleep nightly
Probably has a foot fetish too
Years of nonstop hentai consumption means he genuinely believes breasts move like that IRL
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