my name is Sampson. I'm a monk at the farnham monastery.
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new manuscript came in today titled 'goncharov'... i don't think it's appropriate for the novices to be copying so.. i'll handle it myself
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vellum prices really are preposterous these days. what do you mean i just paid two gold and three groat for this
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poisonous or no?
pray tell, what is a dashcon
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writer's barely concealed projection? bah. writer's barely congealed protection.
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pray tell, what is a dashcon
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every novice gives up right before they draw the perfect 'M' made out of the virgin mary and mary magdelene holding hands with baby cupids flying around them
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playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”
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sister hold strong! perhaps if you complain enough they shall fix it
i am deeply displeased, for one of the monastery windows fell open and bonked my on the head! surely i am undeserving of these horrors...
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Mary and angels in the letter “U”
Breviary; Northern Germany, 2nd half of the 15th century: Harley MS 2975, f. 73v
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dreamt of a place called america and this guy running it who wasn't a king but kind of was one. good thing it was just a nightmare. the monastery is so warm tonight.
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this monastery wouldn't even be able to handle ONE diss track bro
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"I will never understand how novices managed before the woodblock. Your telling me you wrote a 600 word manuscript all by yourself?" YES?? AND HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO USE THE WRONG 'YOU'RE' WHILST SPEAKING??????
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"I will never understand how novices managed before the woodblock. Your telling me you wrote a 600 word manuscript all by yourself?" YES?? AND HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO USE THE WRONG 'YOU'RE' WHILST SPEAKING??????
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have we considered that maybe judas was autistic and maybe his special interest was betrayal
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uh. i don't think a humble monk needs all that
I am here tonight at the Monk Gala, of course, to raise funds for the monastery yet again with our annual fashion show. I'm wearing custom linen from the house Saint Yves Laurent and I'm just so happy to be here raising money for a good cause
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