I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like Wow your probably a really cool guy because your buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops.
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oh i meant to post this earlier look at my cat
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Everyone is talking about the queen but beyonce isnt even at the olympics?
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I found this in my favorites on youtube...... why??
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