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fictional kiss things that end me

being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward

one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other

pressing their foreheads together while kissing

speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse

guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately

staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in

running their thumb over the other’s lips

when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves

ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close

one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly

their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them

accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart

when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more

a hoarse whisper “kiss me”

then licks their lips and says “please”

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hey so  @  all  the  personals   following me ,  it’s great you’re showing your enthusiasm for ddadds   but  unless you  have  a  ddadds  sideblog  for  rp , please  unfollow ��me.  i will be blocking personals starting now.  it’s extremely uncomfortable for me. 

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it’s too hot for baby hats and working out

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ofoccult 

like please im a basic bitch I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

when they spawn camp too tho like... 

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lmao even on this account im going to complain about people who play like comp in quickplay 

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❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

iconic vines meme. ( ac )  !  //  @whinemcm. 

 poorly  concealed  snort  is  given  &  there’s  not  an  ounce  of  embarrassment  for  either  him  or  present  company.   she  does  have  a  point  ,  after all.    and  though  her  way  of  speech  differs  from  his  own  ,   he  likes  to  think  he  understands  well  enough  --  even  if  he  is  thrown  through  a  loop  on  more  than  one  occasion.    “  bro !    give ‘em a break .  they probably don’t know any better.  ”

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​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

iconic vines meme. ( ac )  !  //  @eviloned 

“  you  sure  it  wasn’t    ‘ bring  me  a  bottle  of  mustard  on  a  plate , dad. ’   ?    ‘cause  i’m  pretty  sure  that’s  what  i  heard ,  bro.  ”      he  thinks  it’s  funny  at  least.  (   &  don’t  worry  hazel ,  the  real  food  is  coming.  )

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Send me a "♡" if you want to ship our muses

Send me a “✿“ if you want to friend-ship our muses. Send me a “✖“ if you want to hate-ship our muses.

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you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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shia labeouf motivational speech but craig 

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iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

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Akihiko Sanada from Persona 3

what muse could you see me playing ? 

weeps into my hands bc i don’t really know anything from persona but !!  i looked up a picture and read a bit about him.. kinda reminds me of ryohei. tbh if i got into it, then yeah totes maybe ! 

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here’s a fun meme: anonymously suggest a muse you think I’d be good at writing for based on what you’ve seen from this blog.

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I (sadly) can’t play Dream Daddy but I couldn’t stop myself! I love River Cahn and I want to protect her! 

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❤🍆💦

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rumor: craig is still in fact, a Weenie

send a rumor. ( ac )  //  @somedad​.

“ —–  still ?  you hurt me deep , bro.  “

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no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Scene™✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼