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Centuries after the first FTL spaceships arrived on habitable exoplanets and began establishing colonies on them, an all but forgotten conventional spaceship launched millenia ago lands on one of them, full of people tasked with also settling this planet that just awoke from cryosleep

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If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

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forgor includes babies even tho they technically dont rly remember anything

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is dating a ghost necrophilia?

Please refer to the flowchart.

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so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

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two men can have straight sex with each other. if they’re homophobic enough.

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I love baseball