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TUM8LR USER VVOLDEMORA IS A GIANT NERD.

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8ut 8efore I go.

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Well 8ack to my adult life with responsi8ilities and shit.

And 8y that I mean I will go jack off, and then sleep. 

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There was a time where people used to ask me for 8lowjo8s which was funny considering my teeth would literally shred anything you attempted to stick in my mouth.

I mean, eventually people realized not to put things in my mouth, after an accident or two.

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Where have you 8een all this time Karket? 

Well, mostly I'm here on a blog about cardgames and queers.

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Guess, who's 8ack for a small amount of time to grievously annoy everyone. 

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You sound like my lusus.

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Feelin’ the love.

there wwas nevver any lovve here

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People follow this 8log 8ecause it's like staring into the void for long amounts of time. 

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It lives. 

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at 12:00 am on january 1st I better have either another person or a bottle of vodka on my lips

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Merry Christmas, your gift is my presence. 

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The neigh8ors can pro8a8ly hear my applause now. 

Truly you deserve all of it.

Bowz.

Thank you, thank you.

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It's the finest poetry I've ever heard to this d8. 

Truly amazing all and all.

II know, rIIght?

II’m awezome wIIth wordz. 

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Darling doesn't mean I like you.

Good, the higher the 8ounty the more I'm worth. And then I can lay ruin to all who stand in my way.

3v3ryon3 1s on3 1s? Th4t sounds 4l13n 4ft3r 4ll of th3 h4t3 1v’3 s33n.

Must b3 s1mpl3 for you, but 3v3ryt1m3 you k1ll, th3 w4nt for your h34d w1ll b3 r41s3d.

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I 8n't need to 8e old, everyone's a darling to me.

I've gotten caught 8efore, and there's an easy way to solve that. You kill the person who caught you.

D4rl1ng? Just how old 4r3 you to c4ll m3 th4t?

1t’s n1c3 to m33t you, St4r, 1 suppos3. Ch34t1ng w1ll only g3t you c4ught hop3 you know th4t.

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Yo, what up darling? Serket, or Star is my name. Trou8les my game, and cheating's how I win.

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H3llo th3r3.

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Ah yes, low8lood, and or human trash. Pleased to meet you.

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son of a bitch this is beyond my alien knowledge