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I’m sorry I’m the King of Games

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I’ll get on here to say smth whack

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Oh to be a wome

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Ah yes, an inspiring message.

I know just what it needs.

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Every time I scroll farther into the depths of the void, I see a phone in front of Michelangelo’s pebis.

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Obama has a mimigun

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I said what i said and i said what i meant

i yam what i yam and the bitch said sent

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I’m oblivious to critical thought where it doesn’t matter. Like I enjoy every movie I watch and all the books I don’t read are cool, but that one thing i said six years ago is absolutely not.

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In order to think you have to have thoughts

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My coffin will be full and my skeleton will consume the crinkly goodness that is aluminum wrapped around mine jewels: Ring Pops.

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Oh wow what a bad time to come back to the platform nvm lol

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i have recovered

Jeff goldblum, unfortunately, will not.

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I absolutely HAVE to know how inebriated I was like five years ago because this account had only two posts and I have yet to recover