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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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Worried my friends think my gas mask thing is a fetish thing when it isn’t. Or maybe they’re just not interested which would be better

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does anyone watch ANTI-CHEF I think im falling in love

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Shin Godzilla (2016)

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SHIN GODZILLA (2016) dir. Hideaki Anno and Shinji Higuchi

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i wuv you shin godzilla

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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

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New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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all is full of love dude

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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

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disregard that last post i think i was just being pretentious about finding people annoying

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can you calm the fuck down

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im sorry for having a power metal phase ok we all go through it