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" Did not think I could work the Hot To Go dance into a lesson, but here we are. That was possibly the most fun I've had in a class all month. "

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Crashes onto her bed so hard it snaps in two. Oh well, it's made out of shipping palettes for this reason. Long day at work.

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" Not a problem captain, better to get acquainted now on accident then later all nervous and on purpose. Just lead the way then, will ya ? " Asher eyed the box, and picked it up like a box of feathers, resting it on her shoulder to free up a hand. She'd not memorized the layout of the Orville yet, even less so where her lab would be... So Ed's plight honestly came as good fortune to her.

" Oh good lord- Please, just Asher is fine sir. Doctor King sounds like I should be teaching seminars in a stuffy 3 piece to a bunch of young adults that aren't even slightly listening to the history of Belkarian architecture. "

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His head whips around ( almost too fast ) at the sound of a voice , his startled expression softening when he registers what the words were. The face was new , but he still recognized her ─ the on ship archeologist he requested after . . well. That isn’t really something he wanted to think about. He looks at the box that he had just set down after a good five minute struggle of trying to get a grasp on it.

❛ Ah - could you ? ❜ He gestures to it. ❛ It was supposed to be going down to archeology anyways. ❜ He pauses for a moment , before giving her a smile. ❛ Doctor King , right ? I’m sorry that this is our first proper meeting. ❜ So much for looking like a strong , capable Captain.

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School starts back up tomorrow and I have never been less prepared. I love the kids, but the parents make me question the ethics of the human mind. Pray for me. Or take me out. Both work.

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ORVLLE. a selective portrayal of ed mercer from the orville. oc and crossover friendly. likes and follows from @underworldsarcade. written by underworld ( he / they / it. 21. ) rules. muse. tags.

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" Okay now that one- That one I got. From that old phone app right people quote all the time? Fuck what was it- " She's snapping her fingers trying to recall the thought. " Branch or something? Leaf?? Vine! Vine, that's what I mean. You gotta be patient with me, I haven't dabbled in social media since good old Myspace and AOL Chatrooms on the family computer. "

That's what happens when you get so tired of breaking your phone trying to use the touch screen. You just switch back to a good old fashioned button phone with a camera on it, and pray the buttons don't get stuck.

Shatter watched the man fumble about and bit back a laugh, raising a brow at him. Lord what was she getting herself into? " Well you- I mean you're friend, is gonna have to wait until I can get this idiot currently under my wheels into custody. Dinner should usually go before the show, not after, yeah ? "

The woman mouthed the words 'sicko mode' with just as much confusion as his last string of words. Man, if her boys were here they'd never let her live this down. " Uh-huh, whatever you say. The less I know the less obligated I feel to 'go sicko mode ' (??) on you next. "

Shatter's attention went from the man underneath her heel, to the man in front of her, before something flipped in her head. A hand was placed on her hip, and her head tilted to the side with a scoff. The poor fool was knocked out anyways, not like he was going anywhere...

" Well for him? Attempted arson on a blood bank of all things. But for your friend, Red? Just ask me nicely next time, there's a chance that maybe I'll be in a generous mood. "

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( wasn't even aware they'd gotten to 1st base yet ) You know what. Sure red, why not.

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Ooohhooo taking me to dinner are we Spandex?

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Okay I think you've lost the plot now. ( looking at her watch. no alerts? cool, good. ) Yeah sure why not, where the hell are we goin' ?

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One of the girls huh ? ( Looking around the room, arms out ) You're the only girl red. Present company excluded.

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Snrk Dragpool? Now that, I'd love to see. Hell, you might drown in it a little but if you need a red dress to complete the look-

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Ohohohoo He tried ! I'm pretty sure his therapist knows my name.

Also, probably. I salute the poor girl that tries to take on THAT challenge.

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He's uh- not my cup of tea. He's giving ' cries after losing an arm wrestle to a girl '.

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The medical show guy? I'd take him over Captain Hammer any day, who, by the way, is an asshole.

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Oh Captain Hammer would fucking hate you

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You fool, you could've hurt someone you buffoon !

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I'll see you 'round then ! Yep! Bye Red !

asher you fucking IDIOT